felixthelogchopper

Be fair. You can't expect cheap car insurance and a body that doesn't hurt.

Bloater on a floater, or just a dick on a Richard?

I wouldn't be looking to change if I was happy where I was. The grass is seldom greener.

I don't reckon a polished eulogy would cut it on this one and people won't be looking for it. Speak with the warmth you have shown for him here and chuck in a few humorous stories to tap into other people's memories.

Bit harsh, mate.

Are they easier to throw?

It is but I think it can't be really recent as she looks far too calm.

I saw that top picture the other day where somebody commented that it looked like a family intervention when somebody had been been found at 10am pissed and shouting at cats in a dustbin.

Steve, that's not what 'deep cycle leisure battery' means.

Seems appropriate for tonight.

An 85-year-old man goes to see his doctor for his regular physical exam. The doctor says that the man needs to provide a sperm sample and gives him a jar saying, "Take this jar home with you and come back tomorrow with a sperm sample." The next day the old man goes back to the doctors and gives him the jar, which is as clean and empty as when the doctor gave it to him. So the doctor asks what happened and why there is no sperm sample in the jar. The old man says, "Well, doc, it's like this... first I tried with my right hand, but nothing. Then I tried with my left hand, but still nothing. Then I asked my wife for help. She tried with her right hand - nothing; then with her left, still nothing. She tried with her mouth, first with the teeth in, then with her teeth out, still nothing. We even called up Maisie, the lady next door and she tried too, first with both hands, then an armpit, and she even tried squeezing it between her knees, but still nothing." The doctor is really shocked by all this and asks incredulously, "You asked your neighbor???" The old man replies, "Yep, not one of us could get the jar open."

Individual habitat piles for unicellular organisms?

Red Stag? I think they were advertising the Lantra course recently.

I was thinking of something more like this but whatever floats your boat.

Nanny really should choose something more suitable for Master Jacob's nap time.

Good call. There is no point in choking up the forum with acrimony if you really don't get on with somebody. Just drags everybody down.

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You old romantic, you.

I had one of those on a truck once. Makes the standard interaction between shin and tow hitch pale into insignificance.

May be of interest to anybody attending Confor. Sorry link is on Facebook but it is the only place I have seen it.

I have a TT2515 so should be the same-ish dimensions(I would have to check though). If the OP doesn't want it, please send me a pm.

I might be if he isn't. Is that an Ifor?