After a fulfilling life with the now dead prince, Cinderella happily sits upon
her rocking chair, watching the world go by from her front porch, with a cat
named Bob for companionship. One sunny afternoon out of nowhere, appeared the
fairy godmother."Fairy Godmother! what are you doing here after all these
years?"The fairy godmother replied, "Cinderella, you have lived an exemplary
life since I last saw you. I'm prepared to grant you three wishes. Is there
anything for which your heart still yearns for?" Cinderella was taken back,
overjoyed, and after some thoughtful consideration, she uttered her first
wish:"The prince was wonderful, but not much of an investor. I'm living hand to
mouth on my disability checks, and I wish I were wealthy beyond comprehension."
Instantly her rocking chair turned into solid gold. Cinderella said, "Ooh, thank
you, Fairy Godmother"The fairy godmother replied "It is the least that I can do.
What do you want for your second wish?"Cinderella looked down at her frail body,
and said, "I wish I were young and full of the beauty and youth I once had."At
once, her wish became reality, and her beautiful young visage returned.
Cinderella felt stirrings inside of her that had been dormant for years.And then
the fairy godmother spoke once more: You have one more wish; what shall it
be?Cinderella looks over to the frightened cat in the corner and says, "I wish
for you to transform Bob, my old cat, into a kind and handsome young
man."Magically, Bob suddenly underwent so fundamental a change in his biological
make-up that, when he stood before her, he was a man so beautiful the likes of
him neither she nor the world had ever seen.The fairy godmother said,
"Congratulations, Cinderella, enjoy your new life." With a blazing shock of
bright blue electricity, the fairy godmother was gone as suddenly as she
appeared.For a few eerie moments, Bob and Cinderella looked into each other's
eyes. Cinderella sat, breathless, gazing at the most beautiful, stunningly
perfect man she had ever seen.Then Bob walked over to Cinderella, who sat
transfixed in her rocking chair, & held her close in his young muscular arms.He
leaned in close, blowing her golden hair with his warm breath as he
whispered.........."Bet you're sorry you neutered me now!!!!!!"