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sime42

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  3. In my book someone who lied to the Queen is even more indecent.
  4. Fxcking fuxk of indeed. Thanks for alerting me to something to avoid. I think some people would be happy to just have a daily injection or something, simply to avoid having to cook and eat food. I don't get it.
  5. Think I'd've opted for all available toppings if I was offered that choice.
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  7. Cauliflower and Macaroni Cheese. Just the ticket for a cold evening. Secret ingredient - fried/dried onion bits sprinkled on top.
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  9. Ready made stumpery.
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    An early morning visit with a stick of dynamite, to "Snake Hole" the non-existent stump out with a bang?!
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    Jokes???

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  13. Well that's a good idea that has never occured to me. There's a few chopped up cars at our local fire station.
  14. How about Scrap Man's Delight? No point in wasting words. You never know, you might get more than you hope for, if the right person sees the advert. There's a certain amount of luck involved in selling a knackered car. I sold my old van after the engine finally gave up the ghost, the turbo to be specific. It was well and truly c*nted, starting to rot underneath and gone through far more MOTs than expected, so didn't owe me anything. I thought I'd get Β£50 scrap value at best or maybe even have to pay someone to take it away. I stuck it on the 'Bay and it got snapped up for Β£400. I was overjoyed. A couple bought it, and all they wanted were two rear doors. It was to be a donor for another identical van that they were doing up as a camper. It went off on a trailer behind said van. Like twins, very sweet! Wish I'd got a photo.
  15. Morning all. The most exciting walk to school ever! Quickest out of the door as well, funny that.
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  18. Bosh! And there, is the million dollar question.
  19. Bosh! And just like that the comedy was drained from another thread.
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  21. A few from the Moor today. Also saw some rather nice tiny little ones growing on old cowpats, but didn't get a photo of them.
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