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Khriss

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  1. .... Without mentioning Jeff at all ๐Ÿ˜‰ notice. K
  2. Well i said that! Wheres the Simon in this? Poor Timmy faaaked now. K
  3. ..... That would make it an Amusement Park in the Borders โ˜บ๏ธ ( god knows it needs one, dreary bastards ) k
  4. Think Eggars chip mill is only buyer out of Keilder ( Lord Eggar rather) shame as its got possiblity fr eco tourism along side it ( the log kabins up there are from...... You guessed it.......... Sweden!!) k
  5. Sadly sam, we often dont and as tax payer it narks me. We finished paying for the Lend Lease crap from the yanks in WW2 in 1986! K
  6. Cept fr Little Timmy who is having time of it. K
  7. @ Mr Secret Slippers Another contender ๐Ÿ˜ K
  8. ... Yr not supposed to talk abt that or it wouldn't be a secret. Or just ask Priti Patell, she blabs like an open drain.. K
  9. Wot about? Am wrapping presents. K
  10. Oh Mr Stubby ๐Ÿ˜† todays winner ! K
  11. Well it better, or A we wont be abt to fight B we lose bods, Pakistan took delivery of abt 300 new tanks ( T80 upgrade) this year, more than our operational Challengers - Pakistan! Fvvksake. K
  12. @SamanthaSunny actually a recent post by a UK Army major slammed the kit issued, as body armour or uniforms wont fit women squaddies. The whole procurement process is shit. K
  13. Khriss

    Jokes???

    In these trying times , remember the Spirit of Christmas at all times ........ 20e5bb87-e0d9-435f-a2a5-939ac85a2b4b.MP4
  14. Treehogs comfy on me from day one, not dear, but you have a specific injury so extra silicon heel guards? K
  15. Himself there with a nice early retirement package, just before Christmas, K ( I ALWAYS use Good Working Practise Mr Stubby ๐Ÿ˜ฎ )
  16. Perceptions, Mr Stubby, there are some who have not thought abt this, even chap aboves insurance document lumps labour only subbies in with the employed. Black on white. K
  17. Pertinent ( GMP) Mr Stubby, you have a contender โ˜บ๏ธ K
  18. The French have been managing their Oak stands for barrel production since Napolionic times, we just banged in a load of Spruce after WW2 and called it Keilder ๐Ÿ˜ฎ K ( nice for the Red squirrel n Crossbills tho)
  19. .... Now explain the Royals ๐Ÿ˜† K
  20. .... Not enough times, obvs ๐Ÿ˜ K
  21. Khriss

    Jokes???

    Plus steel cap boots n head protection, gotta be safe. K
  22. Seat heater. K
  23. Its faaaaked, start yr saws ๐Ÿ˜ก K
  24. BIG Pile of chips ๐Ÿ˜‰ K
  25. If this point hasnt been mentioned, if yr Ltd, they wont take yr house n car. K

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