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Mark J

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  1. That's what a fair few diabetics are thinking when it comes to Brexit. I agree fully. Vaccines work. You can grow anything from anything these days. You can freeze a piece of monkey bollock, whack it back in after they've been radiated and create more monkeys: https://news.sky.com/story/monkey-born-from-frozen-testicular-tissue-offers-fertility-hope-to-young-cancer-patients-11672574 Stem Cells are where it's at. What a time to be alive.
  2. Aye. I think it's a fair use of the act. The last thing that guy needs is more sunlight.
  3. Cheers for another cracking video Reg.
  4. Sorry to hear this mate. I hope you find the chipper and I hope you don't personally find them.
  5. He looks like the weapon in the BMW who tailgates everyone.
  6. He looks like a right bellend.
  7. Train them in rescue. Even non climbers should have a vague idea how to get a body down from a tree.
  8. Climb trees and perform arerial rescue used to be a pre-requisite for CS39. Regardless, I wouldn't let an inexperienced climber use a saw in the tree if they couldn't rescue a)themselves or b) someone else. Is there a need for seperate aerial rescue if two climbers are in the tree?
  9. That will be because you're paying yourself a smaller salary.
  10. Depending on your location, the ability to chuck a meduim size dometic tree through the chipper in a oner is a game changer. I've seen companies transfrom through that nugget of information.
  11. 200t, 576xp 15"bar 8pin sprocket or 24" bar if needs be. If I need anything else, I get someone with bigger saws on the job.
  12. Mark J

    Jokes???

  13. Mark J

    Jokes???

  14. £1.4 million a year. Very fishy that one. I reckon they were looking for something and anything else was a bonus.
  15. Privatised everything they could, decimated communities for profit (sound familiar?) and then she had a state funeral. Foul creature.
  16. I like to think we call out all fundamentalists. Saying that, I did get barred for telling Jizzalot that I'd see him next Tuesday.
  17. Air pollution is giving kids breathing disorders due to traffic volumes next to schools. You'd do something about that if it was your kid needing an inhaler. The way things are going in terms of accelerating the natural heating/cooling of the planet, the whole world is going to need an inhaler.
  18. Mark J

    Jokes???

    Nothing's made in the UK anymore. I just looked on my TV and it said "Built In Antenna". I don't even know where that is.
  19. It's tricky. Imagine you've got the grandkids round (assuming you're an alpha male and have kids), you may well curtail your language. Occasionally, you'll stub your toe and let out a string of profanities. That happens, it shouldn't be the norm. Otherwise people won't learn the finer points of swearing.
  20. Live forever or die trying.
  21. Snooker history. 1000 centuries. Legend. https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/snooker/47517416
  22. Science.

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