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Mark J

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  1. Mark J

    Jokes???

    Ha aha, My mate does a parody of 'In The gateaux'.
  2. That he does:
  3. Are you just going to haul it down to Northumberland? Like I said mate, have a word with Matt, he'll know where to get your logs.
  4. Quite right, I was at the gig for hours and I'm still waiting for my free Mandela.
  5. Did you get those larch logs off Matt?
  6. I see. Are you happy about anything in this world?
  7. Why's that then? It's just a chunk of metal. It's not like they're potentially jeopardising other peoples lives. What's the point of trying to find a correlation between two different events?
  8. Have you got any pics of the extent of the damage?
  9. A fault/reflection of chronic underfunding in the most deprived areas by successive governments, perhaps? A direct result of the culling of vital youth services by successive governments. It's sad to see so many children in jail.
  10. One down...
  11. Going down in lockdown: Matt Hancock's pandemic sex diary | The Daily Mash WWW.THEDAILYMASH.CO.UK DURING the past 16 months, health secretary Matt Hancock has been tirelessly protecting public health while getting his...
  12. It looks like someone's spiked up it.
  13. Aye, it's one of those things. I seriously doubt that coked up politicians aren't regularly putting themselves in compromising situations. I do suspect that most of them have some form of dirt on one another so when things like this come out it's for a reason. Or, he genuinely doesn't give a hoot, which makes him even more of a dick.
  14. Ha ha ha. They've well and truly launched him under the bus. Couldn't have happened to a nicer bloke!
  15. I'm not convinced he topped himself.
  16. John McAfee: antivirus entrepreneur found dead in Spanish prison | John McAfee | The Guardian WWW.THEGUARDIAN.COM McAfee’s extradition to the US on tax charges had been approved hours earlier
  17. Ha ha ha. That's something else mate!
  18. UK health secretary Matt Hancock follows delay to GP data grab with campaign called 'Data saves lives' • The Register WWW.THEREGISTER.COM As ever, the devil is in the detail for privacy activists
  19. Mark J

    Jokes???

  20. You need a good grounding in a subject plus a decent level of literacy and numeracy if you're going to go straight in at degree level. My mate did it though and ended up with a 1st. If you're prepared to put hard work in you can do whatever you want.
  21. Mark J

    Jokes???

    She's got Small Man Syndrome.
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