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Julia and I stayed with her body for a while, my fingers buried in my dog's hair for my comfort now rather than for hers, then I wrapped her in a sheet, put her on her bed in the back of the car and drove to Sussex. At dawn the next morning, I started digging under a low, bushy bay tree where on hot days she had silently retreated for shade. The clay was as hard as concrete but this was a satisfying ritual I'd carried out before. I've got two more dogs, Liberty and Lex, buried in their favourite spots in that garden. It's a final service, a last "thank you" to an innocent. Rigor mortis had come and gone and as I carried her from the car to the hole I'd dug, her head lolled like a flower on an old stem. Mock me if you must, but I buried with her all the lost tennis balls that she'd found in the park during the previous month and proudly carried back to the car, 11 of them. **** Dogs can't tell their life stories, but sentimentally, and I dare say tediously, we dog owners tend to narrate our dogs' lives to others. To those who have not formed an emotional bond with an individual dog, a description of the quiet intimacies in that relationship can be discomfiting. To those of you who have, let me say this, both from my own experience and from watching so many others endure the grief of losing a dog. What differentiates the loss of a dog from the loss of a fellow human is the fact that the core values in our affiliation with dogs can be re-formed. The emotional value of living in the company of a dog does not reside solely and uniquely within that one individual. A dog dies and that particular dog is irreplaceable, but the value of "dog" can be filled by others. Macy was the fourth dog we've had during our marriage, and certainly the most travelled. I've surprised myself by how cut up I still feel about her premature death. Maybe that's because she died young, or because I spent so many months on the road, travelling alone with her, sharing experiences with her and no one else. Or maybe it's because she was my first "digital dog ". It seems that every time my screen saver comes on there's another random picture of Macy, among lingonberrys on the Russian border, ploughing through the surf of an empty Oregon beach, at Florian's café in Venice. The memories remain, but I know too that, inevitably and joyously, she will soon be followed by a fifth. Bruce Fogle's A Dog Abroad is published by Ebury Press (£14.99). Ted Kerasote's Merle's Door is available from American websites such as amazon.com Shaggy dog stories: the ones they've loved and lost Brian Sewell & Mop (karabas cross) My old Turkish bitch, Mop, died in November 2001. She lies in my garden under a black pine that grows all the better with her body nourishing its roots. To the question: "Will you replace her?" I invariably answer that if God wants me to have another, he will see to it. I last paid for a dog 40 years ago; since then, all my dogs have been found, dumped on me by my vet when taken to him to be put down, or got from the Mayhew Animal Home in Kensal Green. Mop was found with a broken leg and dislocated shoulder in the ruins of Mopsuestia in Turkey. I fancy that for me proof of the existence of God and Heaven will be my waking one morning to find all my old dogs sleeping on my bed, nuzzling my face and fidgeting to be let into the garden – then I shall know that I was wrong to be agnostic. Roy Hattersley & Dinah (Staffordshire bull terrier/Labrador cross) My current dog, Buster, has had many predecessors, the most recent being Dinah, who was a cross between a Staffordshire bull terrier and a Labrador. I had her between the ages of 17 and 30; when I went down to London to be an MP, she stayed in Sheffield with my mother. When Dinah died, I was devastated, absolutely devastated. My parents rang to tell me that she was ill, but by the time I got there she had already been buried. Buster is now 12 and I'm having to face up to the fact that he isn't going to live for ever. But that is the problem with dogs. When he dies, it will be the worst thing that has ever happened to me. As Buster (pictured) says in Volume II of his diaries, dogs should be able to live as long as people. Philip Treacy & Mr Pig (Jack Russell) Mr Pig was by my side, day and night, for 12 years. How many human beings could you say that about? He believed he was human. He used to sit there quietly, watching as I worked. He knew what I was doing. After a show, when it was just the two of us alone together, he would leap up in the air three times to tell me how much he liked the work. He was sensitive, he paid attention to everything, yet he could sleep through the loud techno music I played all night. We would go to Grace Jones' hotel room and she'd order up roast chicken on room service for Mr Pig. Then he would search out his special squeaky toy boot and play it melodically at both ends, while she applauded. She used to tell him: "Mr Pig, you and I have got to record an album. You've got talent." When he died, I gave him a big funeral because I felt I owed him for all that he'd given me. Robin Page & Bramble (Lurcher) Bramble went everywhere with me for years – he was 17-and-a-half when he died, and in the end I had him put down because he couldn't stand. I cried buckets. In this country we treat dogs better than we treat our old people. He was a friend to me in a way that no other dog has been able to match up to. He was always with me when I was presenting One Man and His Dog, and when I was researching various books. It took me two years, and a marriage at the advanced age of 62, for me to get another dog, which is another lurcher. I buried Bramble under my favourite hedge in my favourite field and there is a flat stone marking the grave. It's covered with brambles now, appropriately enough, but when I fall off my perch, they will have to clear them away so that I can be buried next to him. Julian Clary& Fanny (mongrel) Fanny died when she was 19, and it was time. I still have her ashes at the bottom of the stairs, so I see them every day when I come home. She's in a little wooden box, which is inscribed Fanny Clary, and her picture is above it. I like the fact that she's still there. She used to perform at the Edinburgh Festival, and appeared at the London Palladium. She retired at the end of the Eighties and, bit by bit, incontinence, deafness and blindness set in. But she had a strong heart and she made it to her 19th birthday, two days after my 40th. She was always going to be a hard act to follow, but it wasn't long before I got the urge to have another dog. Maybe I was on a psychic trail in search of Fanny's reincarnation; or maybe I was trying to fill the huge void that Fanny's death left in my life.

Dog gone: Mourning a pet Why do sensible, level-headed people find the death of a pet so hard to cope with? Recently bereaved vet Bruce Fogle reflects on the complicated, and often heartbreaking,relationship between a man and his best friend Published: 31 October 2007 I'm unanchored. Emotionally adrift. Not because my marriage has hit the skids, or because my children are unwell. I haven't lost my job. I'm not even moving home. My mind's in a stew for a banal, some of you might say a really trivial, reason: my dog died. It's not that my dog was anything particularly special. She was a family dog, a six-year-old female golden retriever, one of the umpteen dogs you might see every day being exercised by their owners. But she was my dog, a warm, soft, beautiful, loving thing. Macy was a thoughtful creature, a considerate being, a trusting and worthy part of my family. She was my travelling companion, accompanying me on long travels we took together around North America and New Europe. There are some, and you may be one, who dislike the anthropomorphising of dogs: the humanising of their personalities, their feelings, their emotions. To me, there are shades of this. I hate seeing dogs in party hats or wearing antlers at Christmas. But can you seriously refuse to grant a dog the complexities of emotional feelings? Many do, but I can't accept that. I can't believe that dogs don't have emotions and the only words I have to describe those emotions are ones I'd use to describe a fellow human. <p>My dog Macy was "jealous" when another dog took one of her toys, "thoughtful" before trying anything unfamiliar, " joyous" when she met people or other dogs she knew, "contented" to be left alone, "purposeful" when investigating the natural world around her, "circumspect" in her approach to unknown people, " contained" in her display of emotions. Helen Mirren in The Queen reminded me of Macy – guarded, wary, restrained, but no less " human" for it.</p> But there's a trickier emotion. Can you describe love? Can you put your own feeling of love for someone into precise words? Can you capture in a sentence or a paragraph that feeling of love so that someone reads and understands what you mean? I know the look of love in my wife's eyes, but can I describe in words what that look is? (I know, too, her look of exasperation, or annoyance.) You can't dispassionately describe love from the outside. You have to feel it from the inside in order to know what it is, so you'll have to take my word for it. As trite as it may sound, I loved my dog and I know my dog loved me. Why do we love a species that so depends on us? We guide our kids from their early reliance on us to eventual independence, but the dog's dependence is permanent and we love them deeply for it. An evolutionary biologist would say that's the dog's trump card – her ability to convince us that she needs us for ever and ever. They thrive on our lifelong need to nurture. Macy did this in a number of ways. First, there was that look in her eyes. It was exactly the same as the look of love in my wife's eyes. So why is it any different from the love Julia need not put into words? There's another look she could get in her eyes – absolute, unmitigated, concentrated interest in me. An uncle of mine had that look and women generations younger than he fell in love with him because of it. So why can't I fall in love with that look in my dog's eyes, a look that told me she thought I was the most interesting and vital person she'd ever met? Then there's physical contact. Golden retrievers are particularly adept at this. They press their bodies into you. Each time I returned home, Macy pressed her head against my legs when she greeted me. Sometimes she did this in the park, too. Just because. If I were sitting, on a chair or in the grass, she'd come over and press her chest against me. It's as if she were saying: "I want to squeeze you I love you so much, and this is the best I can do." And silence. Is that not the true glue of love: the ability to be together, to do together, to understand each other without the need for words? The ability to feel love certainly predates language. Being with a dog, understanding her moods, her wants, her feelings, her emotions, without the need for words, returns you to the core of your being, to a time before words, when body language said everything. **** As so many dogs do, Macy bestowed unconditional devotion, an unquestioning reliability, a constancy and an immutability. Her intention was always to be there, to leaven anywhere with the familiarity of her presence. After the thrill of the chase, even when lost in the deepest woods, her purpose was always to return, to find me, to be rejoined once more. Of course, that's at the core of the most sentimental stories about dogs. Every culture has them: the dog awaiting his master's return, even from the dead. That's unmitigated sentiment but, I ask you, what's wrong with that? Can another human ever equal the unqualified, unconditional regard that a dog has for us? Living with a dog is an ongoing process of interpreting. We intuitively interpret what our dogs, with their bodies, tell us, and when we can't fully interpret we take them to the vet so that he interprets what's happening. As well as her owner, I was also Macy's vet. I'm used to that triangular relationship, you, your dog and me, all interacting with each other. I usher dogs through life, from the faltering first steps of puppyhood, through the arc of life to the often pain-riddled last steps of stoic old age. I have a relationship with the dog and with her owner. To dogs, I provide medical care. To owners, I offer experience and advice. There are times when I have to cut myself loose from the emotional link I've made with my patient and speak dispassionately with her owner. "Are we doing such and such because it's good for the dog or are we doing it because we can't bear the emotional torment of the only alternative: to painlessly kill." But when it's my own dog that's gravely ill, there's no triad. Who do I talk to about her? Walking your dog is life-affirming and it's probably what I miss most now that she's no longer alive. It's as if you're plaited together, one extended consciousness, awareness overlapping. I see a squirrel before she does, and then she spies one before I do. On one of those walks, rather than charging ahead in front of me, Macy unexpectedly walked beside me. Dogs develop ritual behaviours and, because Macy had deviated from hers, there in the park I examined her and felt a mass the size of a chicken egg, fixed firm in her guts. I pretended to myself, and later to my wife Julia, that it was an ovarian cyst but knew that was unlikely. I took her to the clinic, withdrew a blood sample and found nothing unexpected but I knew I'd have to operate to see what the mass was. That night, in obvious distress, Macy came to Julia's side of our bed and, with anxiety in her eyes, she panted relentlessly. I gave her a painkiller and she relaxed but it wasn't until the following morning, when I operated on her, that I knew for certain that she had haemorrhaged in her abdomen. Once the blood was cleared away I found the site of her bleeding and removed it. There was other sites too, filled with cheesy material, like pus but not pus, and I removed most of them too. But not all of them. There were simply too many. Veronica and I operated for three hours, removing large parts of her innards. Veronica worked in emergency and critical care in California before she joined me in London, but neither of us was absolutely certain what we were dealing with. After we finished surgery and Veronica took off her face mask, I saw in her eyes what her mind was thinking: "Poor Macy. Poor Bruce." What was in my mind was: "Why have I operated?" Four days later, we got back the results from the pathologist. A wickedly fast-spreading cancer that had originated somewhere on her skin had invaded all her organs, spreading in sheets around healthy tissue. The cheesy material was nothing more than tissue that had lost its blood supply and died. When we finished operating, I still didn't know the exact cause of her condition but experience told me that whatever it was, her life would be short and probably uncomfortable. I didn't want to lose my dog but I didn't want her to wake up either. I increased the narcotic painkiller and took her home to Julia. There, I continued to add painkiller to her intravenous drip and, lying by the sofa, conscious but asleep, by the light of the fire, she died that evening, not having had the distress of re-awakening. Just that week I'd received a book from an American publisher, hoping that I'd write a blurb for the back jacket. It was an intelligent and attractive tale, told by Ted Kerasote, a self-sufficient outdoorsman from Wyoming, of his life with a big yellow dog named Merle. Of course, every book about a dog tells the story of its end. Of Merle's end of life, Ted wrote: "Rocking back on my heels I wondered how this could be – his going off while I was cleaning his butt. Somehow, it seemed apt. A dog is always more interested in another dog's rear end than in its eyes. Half laughing, half crying at this thought, I suddenly felt all my joints lose cohesion, as if what had been holding me together had suddenly dissolved. 'My dog,' I said to the empty house. 'My dog.'" Ted only had his empty house. I had Julia and, although we didn't need words, we too dissolved. When dogs are members of the family, when we know they have feelings and emotions so similar to ours, when we grieve for their passing as we do for any other beings we have formed bonds with, we need rituals to help us cope with the end of a life.

gareth want tea!

The toilet thing was obviously a flippant joke. I work like someone with no upper body strength and i have much less back and knee problems than the other guys. Technique saves a lot of effort, so you don't necessarily need that power to get on in arb

My previous boss had a stumpgrinder hit a small piece of wood, which got thrown back toward him and snapped his leg. Pins, Leg brace; the lot.

This is how everyone climbs where I work. Probably about a dozen guys; all on new england orange and white, prussiks and not a sling in sight. I LOVE gagetry. I got a petzl pyrana today

That sounds arse. Graffiti is so lurid!

Just it's easier for guys to be covert about it. Ok if you're in a forest, less so roadside...

Hi bill. Not to be an arse, but it's LOLER

I had a Nintendo...

How a woman could do this job, I'll never know. The main issue for me is genital. How the hell does a woman go pee on site???

cow hitch is quicker to tie and untie, too, I believe

Liam off of big brother 8

Just want to pipe up and say I still need work, and can start with a fortnight's notice.

matty; use a Vt (or similar) and pulley on it. You'll see a world of difference, I promise.

Don't bother, mate. Use your usual friction knot if there's a lot of body thrusting. Vt is good, but it helps if you have a high anchor and a climbing frame style tree to use it in. then you can 'free climb' while tending slack with one hand. It's much better for working the tree, so switch over once you get high up, to start with. For Christ's sake, make sure it's tied, dressed and set properly, though, and try it in a low tree first There is a way to use it for ascent, but I've only just sussed it and I'm off to bed, now

Surely it's better, ergonomically for the groundy to pull the saw up. much easier for him to pull a rope down than for you to pull a rope up. Depends on how busy the groudies' jobs are, of course. I think I was trained to be a climber's bitch, as I did an apprenticeship. Fine with me.

Treebuzz and proclimber.

Yeah, guess I was spoiled in my last firm. I have too much hate.

Is this fair? My groundies (my team leader (climber) and a groundie) never manage my ropes and when it pissed down while i was up an oak today, I came down to find my climbing bag with spare rope and other kit inside, along with my rain jacket, sat in the freaking grass, soaked through where I'd left them an hour earlier. I'd have put them in the dry, if I were in their stupid lazy selfish shoes...

2 ropes or rope and a w.p. strop with a vt setup. Always have the silky (they call me silky boy at work)with a tiny snap spare pulley and krab 2 spare krabs, one with a spare split tail some webbing strops Cambium saver & retriever Petzl caritool (although that's going. Got my line trapped in it today; looked like a right twot).

441's are pretty amazing. They have the same air filter as the 880 so are more turbo-ey, or something. I run a husky 350 18" and it sounds like it is going to explode. Cuts the wood well, though, even against the grain with my Alaskan mill. The 260 is a cracking little saw; first saw I ever used. Don't let people tell you you need a bigger saw regardless. Using a baby saw is a damn site lighter and more comfortable if you're cutting in a ditch or thicket, or even snedding and bucking <30cm timber. Less vibration and less weight to lug around all day make up for the slightly longer trigger time

why the hardhat, butch?

this is such a rude thread 'wouldn't kick her out of bed for farting'

Cardiff scum...