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[David Cropper]

6 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

No. After a while your eye would catch her sensuous curves and your body would do the talking.   To start with you'd be doing it thinking of some other creature, maybe like below, but after a while when it dawned on you there was no escape you would begin to enjoy her body as it looks more and more

I think you need, firstly, a long, cold shower. Secondly a spell in either therapy or a rubber room. How odd. 

[tree-fancier123]

10 minutes ago, David Cropper said:

I think you need, firstly, a long, cold shower. Secondly a spell in either therapy or a rubber room. How odd. 

okay understood

[David Cropper]

2 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

okay understood

Good boy. I'll send you my leaflet on " Fat birds. The whys and wherefores of Chubby chasing" well worth a read.

[Khriss]

Kev,  I pick my friends to drink with as carefully as I pick my enemies, he is lime and soda ( previous hideous drink issues ) she is a nice cabernege sauvignon in a straight  jerry can   ( hence inadvised postings of an evening )  but will get a pint in  fr you.

 

K  ( on a nice merlot at the mo so watch out   !!!!! )

[HuntingHicap]

2 hours ago, David Cropper said:

Good boy. I'll send you my leaflet on " Fat birds. The whys and wherefores of Chubby chasing" well worth a read.

Fat birds are like mopeds. Fun to ride but you don't want your mates to see you on it.

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

3 hours ago, David Cropper said:

Yep, thought so. Man's an out and out lothario. 

Not these last 15 or so years since Mrs J arrived on the scene Mr C!

 

Prior to that, maybe....

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

3 hours ago, eggsarascal said:

 

Comely, that's not a word you hear everyday. You know I'm far to discreet to name names. Yes it was Kev...

What was the SP on the van Egger?

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

48 minutes ago, Khriss said:

Kev,  I pick my friends to drink with as carefully as I pick my enemies, he is lime and soda ( previous hideous drink issues ) she is a nice cabernege sauvignon in a straight  jerry can   ( hence inadvised postings of an evening )  but will get a pint in  fr you.

 

K  ( on a nice merlot at the mo so watch out   !!!!! )

Just about to commence the C19 pseudo lock-down habitual excessive alcohol consumption myself!

 

Coronavirus: Wine sales rise 'dramatically' as UK locked down

NEWS.SKY.COM

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UK-based producer Chapel Down said sales online had multiplied "dramatically" at a time when pubs and other...

 

Edited April 8, 2020 by kevinjohnsonmbe

[eggsarascal]

11 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

What was the SP on the van Egger?

New fuel filter, it started but was running 'lumpy'. YouTube said may have air in the system, leave it running, I was dubious, but tried it this morning, left it running for an hour then took it out for a run, seemed ok, got brave this afternoon and took it for a decent run, it seems ok. Find out tomorrow, got a 100 mile round journey to do.

[Khriss]

23 minutes ago, kevinjohnsonmbe said:

Just about to commence the C19 pseudo lock-down habitual excessive alcohol consumption myself!

 

Coronavirus: Wine sales rise 'dramatically' as UK locked down

NEWS.SKY.COM

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UK-based producer Chapel Down said sales online had multiplied "dramatically" at a time when pubs and other...

 

It's only 'excessive ' if you don't recognise yrself in the morning and the budgie is pregnant. K