Making the news today....

[Peter 1955]

1 hour ago, Stubby said:

Three sisters in India aged 12 ,14, and 16 throw themselves off a 9 story building , to their deaths , because they had their mobile phones conficated . I know I am several generations apart here but I just don't get it . 

A neighbour with a son considerably older than that, ( late twenties, early thirties maybe ) once informed me that we wouldn't be getting any help on our job from the lad that day, as he'd gone off to buy a new " life support system "! 😂 

[Mark J]

[Mark J]

[Mark J]

15 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Aye @Johnsond, because nonces are funny or something? .

Edited 3 hours ago by Mark J

[tree-fancier123]

not the first time he's done it - the laughter emoji has become a wespon of psychological warfare

[Steven P]

Just as a bit of light relief from the news:

 

Ski-jumpers accused of enlarging penises to enhance performance

UK.YAHOO.COM

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Anti-doping chiefs at the Winter Olympics are ready to investigate extraordinary suggestions that ski-jumpers are gaining a performance advantage by enlarging their penises.

 

[Johnsond]

46 minutes ago, Mark J said:

Aye @Johnsond, because nonces are funny or something? .

No not at all Mark. 
 

Edited 2 hours ago by Johnsond

[Johnsond]

36 minutes ago, tree-fancier123 said:

not the first time he's done it - the laughter emoji has become a wespon of psychological warfare

No not a wespon rather when a post is laughable it has a use. 
Nice of you to take an interest mind. 

[Mark J]

24 minutes ago, Steven P said:

Just as a bit of light relief from the news:

 

Ski-jumpers accused of enlarging penises to enhance performance

UK.YAHOO.COM

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Anti-doping chiefs at the Winter Olympics are ready to investigate extraordinary suggestions that ski-jumpers are gaining a performance advantage by enlarging their penises.

 

That's @Johnsondout of the Olympic team. 

Just joking lad. 

Edited 2 hours ago by Mark J

[tree-fancier123]

15 minutes ago, Johnsond said:

No not a wespon rather when a post is laughable it has a use. 
Nice of you to take an interest mind. 

just supposing there is some truth to it - makes sense to me. Not laughable. How can you possibly know enough about Epstein's dealings to be so dismissive?