Weird Workmates

[matelot]

The weirdest workmate I ever had had an OCD compulsion to "pleasure" himself when he was sat at his desk in an open plan office of about 50 people.

 

When I first met him I shook his hand... it still makes my flesh crawl....

 

Has anyone ever had a weirder workmate?

[Marc Lewis]

I would not say that is ocd matelot.

[matelot]

I would not say that is ocd matelot.

 

It is an OCD compunction for some people... My employer offered him treatment for it, but he resigned instead.

[eggsarascal]

I used to work with a bloke that had a dragon tattooed all over his face (people stared at him), when I asked him why he had it done, he said, he thought it looked better than the Swaztika's that the dragon covered up!

[Will Heal]

It is an OCD compunction for some people... My employer offered him treatment for it, but he resigned instead.

 

 

What was the treatment? Boxing gloves?

[matelot]

What was the treatment? Boxing gloves?

 

We'll never know when the amazingly hot HR girl offered treatment for his condition he resigned.

 

eggs, I laughed at your ex colleague

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Is it April 1st?!

[mendiplogs]

The weirdest workmate I ever had had an OCD compulsion to "pleasure" himself when he was sat at his desk in an open plan office of about 50 people.

 

When I first met him I shook his hand... it still makes my flesh crawl....

 

Has anyone ever had a weirder workmate?

 

Hi MATE SOUNDS a nutter thanks Jon

[SteveA]

Was he from Yeovil?.... where in the 1980's I recall going shopping on a Saturday morning and seeing a care in the community man, um, let's call it furiously cuddling!!... a teddy bear.

That was very freaky!

[geoff]

I have worked with Felix The Chopper a fair bit, not so much weird as a phenomina...