Morons!

[felixthelogchopper]

Half of them don't need dressing up!

 

I've seen you after a bacon sandwich, mate. All that red sauce around your face negates the need for fake blood.

[TGB]

Anyone tried laying a dummy on the floor in sight of the cordon, with a sizeable branch over the chest or legs?

[geoff]

I've seen you after a bacon sandwich, mate. All that red sauce around your face negates the need for fake blood.

 

Fair one mate:blushing:

 

But I still can't forget that time when you necked a viagra tablet in mistake for your hayfever one, and in front of the client sneezed and burst your fly zip!

 

She looked like she had seen something more frightening than a zombie!

[TGB]

You would not need cones or TM if you dressed your guys in Hazmat suits and put ebola signs up.

 

 

 

http://arbtalk.co.uk/forum/attachment.php?attachmentid=194174&stc=1&d=1448751150

 

 

Can you get those with a picture of chainsaw operator and the words, 'I love zombies'?

[Thesnarlingbadger]

Or set up a charity collection either side of the work area. Most people will go out of their way to avoid these

 

 

Best idea yet lol

[aspenarb]

I reckon two Jehovah witnesses would probably do it

 

Bob

[TIMON]

I reckon two Jehovah witnesses would probably do it

 

 

 

Bob

 

 

Now you're really onto something.