Silly things people say.

[stuartc44]

Just a couple of things that made us laugh at work, won't mention any names.

 

"What will happen when we eventually run out of electricity?"

 

And my favorite,

 

Whilst waiting for the climber to start cutting, I spotted a passenger jet going over head with some gaps in the vapor trail. "Looks like it's running out of fuel!" I said jokingly. "Don't be stupid" came the reply, "That's when it's changing gear"!!

 

Anyone else got any good ones?

[Gray git]

Have you ever fallen in that thing? Points at chipper......

[growforest]

After planting some standard trees, by a large pile of subsoil, customer is asked:

What would you like us to do with the soil, madam?

Customer Maybe bury it?

[mendiplogs]

Have you ever fallen in that thing? Points at chipper......

 

Hi john watching Fred bidnah One day years and Fred a old boy that help him out and someone said to Fred O O O FRED HAVE ever falling off that Chimney No he said I would not still be here 👍👍what a great chap he was thanks Jon

[sloth]

Not something said, but I once caught the young lad at work seeing if he could pick himself up with a shovel! He wasn't the sharpest tool in the box...

[GardenKit]

I find it amusing when I say that we are off on holiday and people reply

"Are you going anywhere nice?"

 

Where the heck do they think I am going, Tower Hamlets?

[THE88MAN]

Ever cut the branch you've been standing on?

[Woodcrafter]

"Would you like a tea or coffee before you start?"

Well there's a silly question.

Milk 1 sugar thank you.

[Sandworks]

Gosh! I didn't think there would be so many branches....... What will I do with it all?

[lewiswood]

Customer: what's in the bag?

Me: my harness and climbing kit.

Customer: corr, health and safety gone mad!!!!