Urinating In A Client's Yard?

[leswold]

So your stood in bushes, zip undone while looking at 2/3 houses? Hmmm.

On a building site up on the scaffold years ago we used to pee down the scaffold tubes. Polish guy wanted a no2 & only tried it the same way.

[Haironyourchest]

So your stood in bushes, zip undone while looking at 2/3 houses? Hmmm.

On a building site up on the scaffold years ago we used to pee down the scaffold tubes. Polish guy wanted a no2 & only tried it the same way.

 

....I hope he flushed....

 

Not sure I can really commit to believing this story (it's a good 'un though!) for reasons of basic physics. But then again there were some pretty radical individuals in the first wave of eastern european migrants...

[TTP]

I hide in a dumpy sack on the back of the van, u just look like a sack of rubbish then

 

 

Sounds like a disaster waiting to happen I'd recommend waterproofs for this

[H-A]

I had one client who said "if you need a wee, would you mind doing it on my compost heap", she said it would help it rot down.

 

At least she realised that we all need to go.

 

H-A

[Mick Dempsey]

I had one client who said "if you need a wee, would you mind doing it on my compost heap", she said it would help it rot down.

 

At least she realised that we all need to go.

 

H-A

 

I've had a couple of clients suggest the same, can't say fairer than that.

[TFLandscapesUK]

Army style kneeling down at the base is the easiest I've found

[humpo48]

No where is as safe as you think! You would think trying to have a pee in a clients garden is hard work, I had the bad boy out in the middle of a woodland full stream when next thing I saw was the site manager and a female representative from Natural England turned up in full view.

[Kveldssanger]

I was once reducing a conifer hedge in a garden, the sort you climb in then walk through the middle. It was pretty tall, about the height of the upstairs windows. I had the urge to pee and couldn't be bothered to climb down so figured I could just per right where u was, nothing to clean on the inside of the hedge so didn't have to worry about pissing in stuff the groundsmen were handling. What I didn't take into account though was that it was a cold cold day and the second I started a cloud of steam appeared all around me. What with the guilty look on my face it would have been pretty obvious to anyone what I was doing

 

Oh man this is too funny! Trying not to laugh else I'll wake the missus up.

[Mick Dempsey]

Reminds me of a mate who did railway work taking a crafty dump up the top of an embankment, anyway there he was laying a cable and he heard a noise, turned round to find a dog interested in the freshly laid "material" nothing odd in that till he saw the dog was at the end of a lead.......

[Haironyourchest]

Mick - :lol::lol:

 

 

(picks self up off of floor and recovers)

 

 

- may we all learn from the mistakes of others and may others learn from ours.....god that was funny!!

Edited July 18, 2015 by Haironyourchest
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