"Tree surgeons taking all the women"

[Climbingmagnus]

Tree surgeons taking all the women

 

Good old Daily Mash:

 

"Researchers found that 82 per cent of the UK’s female population currently has feelings for trees surgeons, who are strong and brave but also know about nature.

 

Professor Henry Brubaker of the Institute for Studies said: “‘Tree surgeon’ isn’t so much a real job as a contrived female fantasy."

[RichieR]

Sorry about that I try and leave you a few

[IVECOKID]

That could answer a lot of Questions .

 

 

Ste

[Gray git]

Not round here that ain't!

[Rich Rule]

My favourite quote ...

 

Plumber Roy Hobbs said: “I can fix a broken toilet but I’ve not been on a date since 2012. F'ing tree surgeons, f off.”

 

Sorry mods, I'd did try to edit it without losing the comedic value.

[fen01]

If only...

 

 

And no mention of woodchip in the house - it's over then 😀😀😀

[Will Heal]

Any tree surgeons other tree surgeons welcome to come and take my missus!

[Steve Bullman]

This is not news!

[silky fox]

:D you know it Mr Bullman!

[RichieR]

It gets a bit embarrassing when you trying to do a bit of shopping in tesco