things you can do when you live alone

[Chris Sheppard]

Mine is too sharp, or Im too daft. It gets worked out. Its like living with a detective. Credit to her she is interested in what I do. Also my sidekick on some jobs.

 

"Have you bought a new chainsaw?"

"No"

"Well that looks newer, did you clean it in my sink?"

 

etc:001_rolleyes:

 

Mine doesn't notice new saws but knows how many and if another motorbike makes it's way into the garage without ever setting foot in there

[s.varty]

Never lived on my own, but worked for a single bloke last year, he had a bultaco Sherpa (mint condition) in his kitchen and a stripped down Suzuki gt750 kettle in his front room.

[Marko]

I very carefully resprayed 4 range rover wheels in the living room. Thought I had got away with it but left the carpet with a new five stud hole pattern in silver.

[oldwoodcutter]

However, I did got away with the new Browning 725 last year by simply keeping it in its predecessors gun slip.

[njmusk]

Whatever you want, when you want:001_tongue:

 

Hadnt long gone to bed one night and heard a loud crash from downstairs, opened the kitchen door to find the ceiling on the floor and a room of dust. Shut the door mumbling #### it and went back to bed.

[geoff]

I would fess up to a few things, but I honestly don't know where to begin...

[felixthelogchopper]

I would fess up to a few things, but I honestly don't know where to begin...

 

I was actually thinking of your living room/garage

[geoff]

I was actually thinking of your living room/garage

 

Oh that... yes my lounge is a workshop of sorts, two custom bikes in here right now, my idea of modern art!

[Yournamehere]

Sometimes I leave the fridge door open...just because I can.

<looks at list> Fishing rods 166, fishing reels 164.:biggrin:

I once counted up my books by [average number per foot] times [feet of shelf]

Aroundabout 2200.:biggrin:

 

Alone or loved up; married or single: be happy.

[Lumberwolf]

I once removed and stripped the carb from my 361 on the coffee table. Forgot to drain the fuel tank first though. Unfortunately I wasn't living alone and the big petrol stain on the carpet didn't go down very well. Not at all well to be honest 🙈