Quotes you like!

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

"If it's got tits or tyres it's trouble"

 

IC TREES 2015.

 

It's just a variant but I like:

 

If it flies, floats or f***s, you're better off hiring it!

[kevinjohnsonmbe]

Whilst your here , can you just ......

 

I had the BIGGEST ever 'can you just tag that on the end of the job' today, I'll take a pic and maybe start a whole "could you just thread" to see how far fetched some customers can be!

[Two Acres]

How about this one from my little lad who is nearly five,

 

Joel, 'Grace said you're weird because you don't have any hair' (Grace is a little girl at his school, gobby sort. I'm as bald as can be)

 

Me, 'what did you say'?

 

Joel, 'I said your mummys weird because she has a big fat tummy' (Graces mum is a big girl)

 

Me, 'well done son'

[K.T.S Tom]

Sharp saw, sharp mind

[IVECOKID]

“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

 

 

Ste

[Wood wasp]

Couple from the great lady:

 

“When I'm out of politics I'm going to run a business, it'll be called rent-a-spine”

"It used to be about trying to do something. Now it's about trying to be someone.”

 

Someone on here has a good quote from Churchill in their signature: "Kites rise highest against the wind"

[Hardyspicer]

A few from the great Fred Dibnah

 

"we've become a nation of con men living by selling insurance to each other"

 

"A man who says he feels no fear is either a fool or a liar."

 

"The thing is nowadays, you'll have 20 men working, yet 60 men telling them 'You can't do that, you ain't got a tin hat on'".

[Mull]

“Since light travels faster than sound, people appear bright until you hear them speak.”

 

 

 

 

 

Ste

 

 

That's when you realise "the lights are on but no ones at home"

[JLA Arborists]

Only a dead fish goes with the flow

[Dinosaw]

The one I like the most is from a certain E. Hemingway: " if it flies, floats or f**ks, rent it!