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Can just imagine a cheetah looking out at a vast landscape, seeing a tree and thinking "hmm, I really think this needs to be made safe before I climb this - not liking the look of that limb with the dieback up there"

 

The Cheetah actually said was "I love trees, but………………..":biggrin:

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Dropping sap/needles/leaves on my car.

Dropping fruit on the path which causes me to fall over.

Make my wooden decking slippery to walk on.

Take up all the light.

Limit the width of my drive so I have to look carefully before I pull out.

The roots head straight for the drains and foundations then bore straight through them.

They give a home for those ###kin animals that **** all over my car.

They drop dead branches (some over half an inch thick) - they could kill someone.

They wave about in the wind.

They cost a fortune to maintain, all the tree surgeons round here can afford to eat!

 

Down with em I say

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