Firewood personality test

[ballibeg]

Take the test, post your score!

 

The Woodpile Personality Test | Only in New England - Yankee Magazine

 

Dave

[Aicchalmers]

The Critter Condo (13–15 points)

 

Depending on the location and the local fauna, a woodpile can easily become a haven for chipmunks, mice, snakes, and the occasional skunk. This is the perfect pile for those who like to combine a little adventure with their home heating.

[se7enthdevil]

i got 15 points...

[Farmer Tom]

A cool 20.

Maple Manor (19–21 points)

 

The Taj Mahal of sheds, this edifice is larger than most single-family homes

(true)

and more comfortable than the average recreational vehicle. (maybe)

Before gaining admission to this 5-star wood palace, all logs must meet strict guidelines for length, shape, and quality. ( nah. just be made of wood).

 

I guess having sticks that 'resemble the creature from Alien, only scarier' cost me some points, but hey, I do hedge maintenance too...

 

Bit of fun, made me smile:001_smile:

[Stubby]

19 here .

[ballibeg]

Twenty as well!

[biggarlogs]

20 for me too ... what a hoot:thumbup:

[TMB]

10 !! Well I'm sure that comes down to the that's wood it burns principal lol

[Bob_z_l]

19. Oh dear. Family and friends keep telling me I'm obsessed.

 

He says safely from his log fortress......

 

 

Bob

[teepeeat]

16 here

 

Fort Knots (16–18 points)

 

This one is less a woodpile than a security blanket. For the person who builds it, wood is like money in the bank: You can never have too much. For them, actually burning the wood is like taking money out of the bank, so they do it as little as possible, to the dismay of the shivering people they live with.

 

Not money in the bank, but definitely money I dont have to take out of my bank to pay a multi national robbing barsteward.... erm... utility company for electricity or gas.

:lol: