Log Goblins

[aspenarb]

6 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Send a few goblins over here!

 

 

Just needs one with a box of swanvesta`s Mick

 

Whats left of todays pile  after less than an hour.

 

[Mick Dempsey]

Way past that stage I’m afraid.

 

One of the unforeseen side effects of having a loader is that half tonne lumps of pine/willow/pop etc. Are difficult to palm off on folks who like free wood.

[Mick Dempsey]

The one guy in my village who took waste wood for his burner has taken to dresses, lipstick and nail varnish, woman’s bathing costume in his pool, gone the whole hog, changed his name, grown tits.

 

Not even joking.

[Mark Bolam]

Pics please.

[Mick Dempsey]

Maybe one day, but I do have some morals so it would be naughty.

 

Suffice to say he was/is a fat hairy unpleasant sort as a man, by all accounts (from a mate who has seen him down the pub) he is now a fat hairy unpleasant man in a dress and make up.

 

Go figure.

 

[felixthelogchopper]

29 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

The one guy in my village who took waste wood for his burner has taken to dresses, lipstick and nail varnish, woman’s bathing costume in his pool, gone the whole hog, changed his name, grown tits.

 

Not even joking.

It's bloody difficult to split logs wearing a dress, apparently.

[Mark Bolam]

12 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Maybe one day, but I do have some morals so it would be naughty.

 

Suffice to say he was/is a fat hairy unpleasant sort as a man, by all accounts (from a mate who has seen him down the pub) he is now a fat hairy unpleasant man in a dress and make up.

 

Go figure.

 

With tits though.

[Mark Bolam]

11 minutes ago, felixthelogchopper said:

It's bloody difficult to split logs wearing a dress, apparently.

Friend tell you Al?

[Mick Dempsey]

4 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

With tits though.

Unsure if they’re hormone induced or just moobs with a bra.

[eggsarascal]

5 minutes ago, Mark Bolam said:

Friend tell you Al?

I have a feeling he knows more about it than he's letting on.

 

Edited September 6, 2018 by eggsarascal