Confession Box - Naughty naughty!

[Ian C]

Again, whilst drunk and on my way back to barracks, I nicked the blue light bar off a police car and then fitted the blue lights behind the grill of my car.

 

I used to think it was quite cool pulling cars over till I got done for impersonating a police car

 

now doing 10yrs for impersonating a tree surgeon.

[Joe]

now doing 10yrs for impersonating a tree surgeon.

 

lol

[tommer9]

now doing 10yrs for impersonating a tree surgeon.

 

Hahaha:sneaky2:

[Dean Lofthouse]

now doing 10yrs for impersonating a tree surgeon.

 

You've had your Wittybix this morning haven't you ?

[Bob Rolfe]

I was with a friend of mine a few years back and after completing a fell in the ladies garden she asked if we could remove the stump... not having a stump grinder in my box of magic tricks handy he told the customer that he would put some stump killer on it, "there will be no charge".... he went to the van and mixed his Vimto with some bleach and put it on top of the stump then proceeds to tell her that she "cant let the kids near the stump for the next 6 months or so".... i felt so bad, but i couldn't stop laughing lol

[David oakman]

Ilike that one bob i must remember that one instead of messing up a good chain in the dirt:thumbup:

[Bob Rolfe]

i didnt like him doing it but i did giggle for around an hour lol

[David oakman]

OK heres a real naughty that i am not proud of! When i was about 10 i went in a childrens home with my brother and sister for about a month. There was a little girl who i did not like so i went collecting all the wee from the potties and poured it in her bed in the morning she was smacked for wetting the bed. Please dont make me feel guilty.:001_smile:

[sean]

OK heres a real naughty that i am not proud of! When i was about 10 i went in a childrens home with my brother and sister for about a month. There was a little girl who i did not like so i went collecting all the wee from the potties and poured it in her bed in the morning she was smacked for wetting the bed. Please dont make me feel guilty.:001_smile:

 

My adopted sister was telling me a story about a orrible little tyke who done something like that to her...mmmmm.....couldn't be could it?

[Joe]

when i went skiing in france with my old school there was a girl that i really didn't like, there was a large barell/drum buried in the ground that was full of literally ice cold water, we covered it over with snow so it couldn't be seen and then called her over, and she fell straight in up to her waste it was out of order but hilarious at the time