The POO factor!

[oldwoodcutter]

Give a thought for us mechanics. Some people use their mower for picking up the doggy things, and then expect us to work on it.

 

One old guy bought a garden vac from us the other day and immediately sucked up a doggy doo, in a bag!

The brought it back for me to unblock "as its new and covered by warranty":biggrin:

 

That's a good one Barrie,made me laugh.

[Breezeblock]

Give a thought for us mechanics. Some people use their mower for picking up the doggy things, and then expect us to work on it.

 

One old guy bought a garden vac from us the other day and immediately sucked up a doggy doo, in a bag!

The brought it back for me to unblock "as its new and covered by warranty":biggrin:

 

and your reply was

[GardenKit]

and your reply was

"thats not warranty thats covering it sir, its sshh it , and furthermore its yours. So clean it yourself"

 

Customer liaison has always been my strong point.

[Gray git]

Cat.poo in a gravel drive or under a hedge is far worse smelling than dog poo, I filled a whole wheel barrow with dog logs in 1 garden and when the client spotted it simply stated could I just flick it over the back fence into the field like they normally do......school playing field :eek::eek:

Clearing up a few is not a problem as I grew up on boarding kennels and i hardly have any sense of smell but when the place is infested it's just nasty and will be taking a few points from here and pointing it out more!

[Mark Bolam]

"thats not warranty thats covering it sir, its sshh it , and furthermore its yours. So clean it yourself"

 

Customer liaison has always been my strong point.

 

Brilliant!

[corylus]

20 odd yrs ago, working with BTCV. We were fencing an area to plant native broadleaves which was a games pitch/dog sh one T area. Spent all morn doing strainers (by digging) and rolling netting out amongst dog treats. Come dinner time in the minibus a tub of halva (non hippies will have to Wiki it!!!) was passed round with everyone digging in. I declined, pointing out the mornings activities....................there were no more takers.