Sums the police up!

[benedmonds]

We were reducing a hedge once and the unstable neighbour was very threatening. Full of it but still making it difficult to work. Said he was going to shoot us. Called the police and told them what ge said and they turned up pretty quick. He was talkkng bull but it enabled hs to get on with the job..

[WillTimberlake]

He must have liked his hedge...

[Shane]

Well, my mate down the pub says he was abducted by aliens off the internet.

the police werent interested until ..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry, what was I saying.

 

I agree with teh above comment - chill out it's Christmas , it's a laugh not a P take.

[Mr Lee]

 

A neighbour of mine opened up on raiders with his shotgun on Sunday

Can only congratulate the police on this regarding their response too. No further action to be taken against the farmer.

 

Your mate must have been bricking it to a degree no matter how handy you are. I know if anyone was breaking into my house I'd fire a shot off too. My kids are my life and I won't have any scum put their or my life in danger if I can help it.

[Stubby]

I was abducted by aliens when I caught a burglar stealing a police man from my shed then the baby Jesus came down and we all rode off into the sunset .

[Mr Lee]

I was abducted by aliens when I caught a burglar stealing a police man from my shed then the baby Jesus came down and we all rode off into the sunset .

What did you drive off in? If it wasn't a hilux or a mog you will be burned at the stake (a hardwood seasoned one) by the forum.

 

You may have to wait for said burning mind as no one can find decent hardwood cord though....

[scraggs]

You may have to wait for said burning mind as no one can find decent hardwood cord though....

 

Will softwood burn ok ?

[Stubby]

Will softwood burn ok ?

 

Only if its Horbeam soft wood

[WillTimberlake]

Well, my mate down the pub says he was abducted by aliens off the internet.

the police werent interested until ..... zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz sorry, what was I saying.

 

I agree with teh above comment - chill out it's Christmas , it's a laugh not a P take.

 

Thank you!

[Mr Lee]

Will softwood burn ok ?

Depends on where it came from, is it seasoned? How good a hinge it left, if it was recovered by a grab or quad, whether the branches off it were walked or run to the chipper, but more importantly was it cut down with a Stihl or Husky?