What do you get for your mother-in-law at Xmas?

[Mick Stockbridge]

She gave us a hundred quids worth of Tesco stamps so I tore off a tenners worth and put em in a nice card for her....

 

I'm too generous me.

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Evening classes in common sense.

[Rich2484]

A promise that I will leave her alone for at least one day next year........

[Mick Stockbridge]

A promise that I will leave her alone for at least one day next year........

 

We don't want any sexual stuff in this thread.....thankyou very much:001_rolleyes:

[Woodworks]

She gave us a hundred quids worth of Tesco stamps so I tore off a tenners worth and put em in a nice card for her....

 

I'm too generous me.

 

Mick you can try to have this mean stingy image but looking at your many years of raffle sponsorship I think you must be a big softy really

[Rich2484]

We don't want any sexual stuff in this thread.....thankyou very much:001_rolleyes:

 

:lol::lol:

 

I always harass her by saying that I would leave her daughter in a second if she would only just say yes to me....... It works well as she hasn't visited for months now.

[Mortimer Firewood]

Cooking lessons

[Ian C]

A bullet!

[Spruce Pirate]

Sadly, I can't afford a one way ticket to Siberia......

[Dan Earp]

A gift card to join a local boot camp in Pakistan. ! You get to learn all sorts of things like carrying heavy bag to a location and even fire a AK