joe public walking into cordoned off areas

[TGB]

..."ive done alot of gardening im well aware of the risks". WTF?

Yeah. Well roses are dangerous things. And grass, grass can give your clothes a nice green stain.

[fergusonforestry]

you left out the bit where you cocked back the sign and went for a permanent imprint on their face lol

 

oh the temptation

[Dean Lofthouse]

On one job a pregnant woman (chav) decided she wasn't going round and was going to come through the cordoned off area, I told her she wasn't, she told me she was, I told her she wasn't, she told me she was and to watch.

 

I had to physically stand infront of her with my arms out blocking her as she was trying to push her way round me. Eventually she gave up an told me to F off, she was going to get her hubby to beat me up

[penfold]

It always comes down to violence with you doesn't it dean:p

[Dean Lofthouse]

It always comes down to violence with you doesn't it dean:p

 

To be honest, if she wouldn't have been pregnant, it would have been difficult to establish whether it was male or female

[felixthelogchopper]

It always comes down to violence with you doesn't it dean:p

 

To be fair, Dean doesn't discriminate when it comes to beating up members of the public. Pregnant or elderly, he'll fight the lot of 'em.

[treequip]

To be fair, Dean doesn't discriminate when it comes to beating up members of the public. Pregnant or elderly, he'll fight the lot of 'em.

 

You Southern boys have no idea how bad it can get, "its grim up North" and Huddersfield is where its grimest :laugh1:

[gensetsteve]

Not the same but The amount of people that cross the road and step over the trailer draw bar as the lights change beggers belief. The last one was a porter at the hospital we were servicing the generator. So luckily he did not have far to go to a&E

[Dean Lofthouse]

Funniest I ever saw was a bloke running across the road straight into the overhanging ladders on the top of a small van.

 

He picked himself up and looked round to see if anyone had seen him

[j r hartly]

My favourite wad someone tripping over a tree cutting sign whilst staring at their phone. They looked quite sheepish when they realised everyone had seen:-)

 

trees, waves and cakes!!:-)