PPI calls

[Dean Lofthouse]

Got bored this afternoon so decided to answer the PPI calls and " you've had an accident calls" and have some fun.

 

After they have sussed you are having them on, they bombard you with more calls which I just answered and played the game even more, orange will be making a fortune in incoming calls from me

 

Best one was when I had questioned them about getting me some money and are they sure they can get some money? I had them on the phone for ages then said, " oh, I can't really write any of this down mate, I can't get hold of a pen in here they don't allow us to have sharp objects, can you send it to me in writing"

Edited March 28, 2013 by Dean Lofthouse

[WorcsWuss]

I hate all of them with a passion, I do make sure they have to work for their rejection.....

[treequip]

My phone must be out of contract, I am getting a dozen a day wanting to upgrade my phone, with an 18 month contract to to boot

 

If I have nothing better to do I entertain myself, if its a bloke I keep them talking as long as possible, if its a lass I ask them what they are wearing in my most lecherous tone of voice. They hang up pretty quick.

[felixthelogchopper]

My phone must be out of contract, I am getting a dozen a day wanting to upgrade my phone, with an 18 month contract to to boot

 

If I have nothing better to do I entertain myself, if its a bloke I keep them talking as long as possible, if its a lass I ask them what they are wearing in my most lecherous tone of voice. They hang up pretty quick.

 

Try that approach with the blokes and I bet they hang up even quicker

[s.varty]

I can't get hold of a pen in here they don't allow us to have sharp objects, can you send it to me in writing"

 

Like it:thumbup1:

[rovers90]

PPI calls have moved on to "Did you work in industry which may have effected your hearing?"

 

I reply "Sorry,cannot hear you" and hang up!

[Chunkymunky]

Talk for a few minutes then say can they call back same time tomorow and you'll do business with them. Stupid thing is they never do

[Chippy]

Tell them your busy and you will call them back if they will give you there number they hang up straight away.

[likeitorlumpit]

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