I am thinking or standing for Prime Minister

[gensetsteve]

I cant back any of the current parties so thought I would start my own.

 

In my first week of office I thought I would sanction £25k for all arborists to spend on what ever arb toys they want.

 

Driving licences for disabled scooters assessing the need. Being just too fat would be a fail.

 

Immigrants are welcome as long as they have £250,000 in their back pocket.

 

Special parking at tescos for the unfit and lazy. That would be the spaces at the back of the overflow car park.

 

Anyone who works for a bank and earns more than 50k 99% tax rate.

 

All speed cameras to be removed accept the one outside my house.

 

Capital gains tax to be abolished.

 

Stamp duty abolished

 

Starbucks sell coffee for £3 there is tax to pay on the £2.80 profit.

 

H&S will be optional people working in the admin can become traffic wardens.

 

All traffic wardens to be exported.

 

I am open to ideas but think we may need to find some dosh somewhere.

[Stubby]

Good luck matey !

[nz paul]

Im a Immigrant so unfortunately you wouldn't get my vote,most of your policies do sound quite good!

[Old Mill Tree Care]

Are you bored? No work in today?

 

 

I'll vote for you!

[woody paul]

What would the party be called.

[Matt GT]

Make it so and do so fast

 

I just read this and I am now furious !

[Wolfie]

Policies that benefit yourself and a few for others - your'll fit in perfect as a politician

[Gus McWilliam]

Id vote for you. Id quite like 25k of arb toys

[gensetsteve]

Im a Immigrant so unfortunately you wouldn't get my vote,most of your policies do sound quite good!

 

Thanks I am happy to change any policy over night to gain a vote.

[gensetsteve]

Are you bored? No work in today?

 

 

I'll vote for you!

 

Lots of work on, been off for 3 weeks cant get back into it. Thanks for your vote. Must kick my own butt otherwise I will put on 6 stone wear tracksuit bottoms lots of gold chains and sit outside costa coffee in a scooter.