A Joke To Cheer You All Up!

[Mikey P]

Taken from The Sun Newspaper:

 

Dear Deirdre,

 

I have never written to you before but I really need your advice.

 

I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. There are the 'so-called' usual signs, such as the phone rings but, if I answer, the caller hangs up.

 

My wife has been going out with "the girls" a lot recently; however, when I ask their names, she always says, "Just some friends from work. You don't know them."

 

I try to stay awake and look out for her when she comes home but I usually fall asleep.

 

Anyway, I have never broached the subject with my wife. I think that, deep down, I just did not want to know the truth but, last night, she went out again and I decided to finally check on her. Around midnight, I hid in the garage behind my workbench so I could get a good view of the whole area when she arrived home from her night out with "the girls".

 

When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her blouse - which was open - and she took her knickers out of her purse and put them on.

 

It was at that moment, crouching behind my Stihl MS880 with 48-inch bar, that I noticed a hairline crack in the crank-case cover.

 

Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the shop where I bought it?

 

Yours sincerely

 

Paul (Leeds)

 

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

[Jonesie]

Class :001_smile:

[Jonesie]

That is now hanging up in our shop

[sylvestris stew]

:laugh1::laugh1:

[Tommy_B]

:lol: Very good!!

[AJarb]

Brilliant!!

[Stephen Blair]

Brilliant!!

 

lol:001_tongue:

[Mesterh]

Excellent

[Frank]

thats not a joke, the poor chap was asking for advice. hahaha best laugh of 2009.