Get paid to lose weight.

[Mick Stockbridge]

The governments latest hair brain idea..................So you sit around on you,re fat backside poncing you,re way through life and then get paid to lose the lard you,ve accumulated. What on earth is happening, can anyone fathom it out ?

[TimberCutterDartmoor]

Quick, where's the application form??! How much do they pay - 1000 pounds per stone and I'll get a new chipper!

[josharb87]

when doing bar work i always thought

 

'if its illegal to serve drunk people drink, surely it should be illegal to serve fat people food???'

 

no food=no fat, doesnt cost anyone anything, problem solved . . . maybe i should be priminister with ideas like that

[Mick Stockbridge]

Is,nt it about time the people who work hard get rewarded ?

Edited January 18, 2009 by Mick Stockbridge

[Mesterh]

Is,nt it about time the people who work hard get rewarded ?

 

Dont be silly its hard working people's responsibility to look after the lazy

 

The less you do the more help you get which is completely the opposite to what I believe in.

[nepia]

The governments latest hair brain idea..................So you sit around on you,re fat backside poncing you,re way through life and then get paid to lose the lard you,ve accumulated. What on earth is happening, can anyone fathom it out ?

 

 

Come the day of the revolution I definitely want to be on your side! Sadly Common Sense died quite a while ago and we enjoy the beneficence (!) of Political flamin' Correctness and a society in which you don't have to take responsibility for your own actions. Unless you drop a branch on a greenhouse. Or wear a drab coloured top while not manning a cordon.

But you're really OK if you stay at home watching your DSS-sponsored 42" plasma and don't trouble any employer with your attendance.

[skyhuck]

Fat people and smoker used to annoy me, as I thought that they were a burden on the NHS.

 

There was a program on radio 4 that looked into this, it turns out the biggest burden is the elderly, so if plenty of folk over eat and smoke them selfs to death, its better for the clean living, as when we get old there will be less of use to care for!!

 

So when you see a fatty buy them a pie!!

[ukminch]

no food=no fat, doesnt cost anyone anything, problem solved . . . maybe i should be priminister with ideas like that

 

 

Not with spelling like that.........

[Jamie]

his spelling seems fine, but whats a priminister?????

 

 

edit, according to the urban dictionary it is a:

1. A word used by people who haven't passed through the education system.

2. A word laughed at by people who have more than 1 IQ point.

 

Jamie

[Graham]

Get paid to lose weight?

 

Thought that's what we did...called work:001_smile: