the 'todays job' thread

[AHPP]

 

Mick’s nephew turning up on day nine, finding it still there.

[tree-fancier123]

51 minutes ago, AHPP said:

Sorry. Say again. I could have sworn you said 2 men for 2 days. Wednesday off for a CSCS refresher and then a quick coat of red Hammerite on the Forth Bridge to take you to Friday?

 

It’s a monster. I’d start with a full week hire and not have anything planned for the weekend. Or the following week, besides a shoulder massage. 
 

Actually no. I just wouldn’t do it. I don’t have the resilience. You’d need pictures of your loved ones in the basket to make sure you didn’t jump out.

ok - so if I couln't do it on my own in 4 days it would have been added to the list of jobs I've underestimated,

can imagine being absolutely gutted by day four with 75 ton of green waste still strewn about and ragged bits of hedge still needing straightening

Nature isn't fair to all - some rise to be captains of industry, other have to raid the Tesco food skip at night

 

 

[Bolt]

Nice work and all….

 

 

…. but, per square metre, this must be the most inefficient configuration of hedge / drive / lawn / shed I’ve ever seen.
 

 

[AHPP]

Good observation. It’s a two acre lawn and a one acre hedge. 

[woody paul]

2 hours ago, Bolt said:

Nice work and all….

 

 

…. but, per square metre, this must be the most inefficient configuration of hedge / drive / lawn / shed I’ve ever seen.
 

 

Why the hell is that hedge been aloud to get that big. 

[Mick Dempsey]

22 minutes ago, woody paul said:

Why the hell is that hedge been aloud to get that big. 

“Ours is not to reason why, ours is just to do or die”

 

What are you, the hedge police?

 

Its a nice neat hedge, impressive size and now it looks bang on. 

[woody paul]

3 hours ago, Mick Dempsey said:

“Ours is not to reason why, ours is just to do or die”

 

What are you, the hedge police?

 

Its a nice neat hedge, impressive size and now it looks bang on. 

I quite agree with you it looks bang on. 

But looking were house is has no view at lovely countryside. 

[Mick Dempsey]

46 minutes ago, woody paul said:

I quite agree with you it looks bang on. 

But looking were house is has no view at lovely countryside. 

Ah yes, point taken. 
 

[peds]

1 hour ago, woody paul said:

I quite agree with you it looks bang on. 

But looking were house is has no view at lovely countryside. 

 

But at least Mrs Miggins can flop around on her lawn with her baps out.

[maybelateron]

Good to hear from you Peds. How are you doing?