Funny things customers say ?

[Mr_D]

one that gets me everytime..."you have done a great job, its like the tree was never there"

[ecotreecare]

Would it be cheaper if I took the day off work and helped?.... Errrrr- no!

[pike]

told a customer his chainsaw was seized up soild and wasnt worth mending,he asked if we could just get it going for a bit,as he only had a few logs to saw up!

[SAM66S]

Just came across this thread.

 

I've had a customer put a spirit level against his kitchen window to check the line on a hedge before he wrote the cheque.

 

Ive had that before with the customer lining the top of the hedge up with the georgian bar on her kitchen window!

[White Noise]

Some crackers so far :lol:

[Ewan Murray]

"How do you get the rope up there some sort of pump?"

 

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[Arbre]

" Just let me know when you want a cup of tea?"

 

Now?

[Rich Rule]

A few years back I was rj'ing a London plane in Blackheath.

 

Some posh bint (Hyacinth Bucket type) came over as I was up the tree and asked who was in charge. The owner of the company stopped sawing, lifted his earmuff and asked politely if he could help her.

 

She went into a rant about how she was the head of the local society, conservation and environmental group, local councillor, head of the WI etc, etc... 'Why wasn't I informed?!?'

 

To which, the dude I was working for, responding by telling her not to be too disappointed, but she wasn't actually as important as she thought she was!

 

He then put his ear defender down and started up the saw... Haha.!!!

[Shane]

I recall laying some turf once when a passer-by yelled out 'green side up'

[sandypandy99]

have a good christmas (in the middle of summer)!!!!