Arborists Comandments

[Johny Walker]

thy shall control one`s terets until in thy truck.

thou shall call a big tree GURT

 

GURT would that be a german tree ?

[Mark T]

Thy shalt always refer to canine poo as "Dog Eggs"

[Stephen Blair]

thou shall always drive the mog around the town while groundy is trying to take a dump in the chipbox.

Groundy shall never take end off blower stick it in his fly and take leaky leaky behind customers back while i am talking to said gorgious customer trying not to piss myself

[Yorkshireman]

never believe all that is said , unless the boss has spoken !!!!

 

always look busy when the boss is around ,even if your not !

 

when the shite keeps rising around you, the mouth should remain tightly shut .....

 

when learning say nowt & listen lots

 

Edited January 8, 2009 by Yorkshireman

[Andy R]

a closed mouth gathers no feet..

[Mr Ed]

Thou shalt make money.

[stoxs]

GURT would that be a german tree ?

 

cotswold`s terminology i think, just love the word, it will stick on you for ever if you let it

[Pete Mctree]

Thou shall rig big or go home!

[Ross Smith]

thou shalt not run before thou can walk

[wills-mill]

Thine hound shall not scoff the sarnies of another

 

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