Arborists Comandments

[Jason James Gairn]

This is a funny thread. I might stay here. You SWB. Stop it its too freaky.

[Jason James Gairn]

Thou shall not freak the groundie out by screaming repeatedly whilst putting in the back cut

 

Excellent, I forget was that advice or a warning?

[Tommy_B]

Thou shalt not use Voodoo Belly Rubbing techniques to secure all the raffle prizes!!!

[Stephen Blair]

Thou shalt punish bushy tailed tree rats for scaring the bijeezus out of me, and making me scream like a girl, infront of 2 hot nurses hanging out a window waving a diet coke can.Hero to zero in 2 seconds. Squeak squeak chipity chip chip

[Pete Mctree]

Excellent, I forget was that advice or a warning?

 

All i will say is that sometimes these things just happen:laugh1:

[Mesterh]

Thou shalt not covet thy workmates new MS200T

Thou shalt not use thy workmates new MS200T before him

Thou shalt not use they workmates new MS200T to flush cut stumps

Thou shalt NEVER ask for only one cup of tea because the other lads are busy climbing trees.

Thou shalt not say ever "I'm sure I put the saw in the back of the van and didnt leave it on the wall outside which is now 10 miles away"

Thou shalt not browse any arb forums unless its Arbtalk.co.uk

 

If we are looking for a t'shirt slogan how about also the light bulb stuff....

 

How mant tree suregeons does it take to change a light bulb?

One to change it and another 50 to discuss why he should/should not have/havent used a ladder,mewp,crane or rope and harness.

 

Or maybe along the lines of

 

Tree surgeons do it in there harness.

[Topcat]

Thou shall not kill, except...

 

When saw is sent up empty or not warmed up.

The groundies are having a fag party and not bothered about you hanging by the balls.

The end of your climbing rope gets fed into the chipper.

 

Thou shall't not commit adultery even when..

 

The customers wife is well fit,younger than your wife and you,meets you in a club with 4 of her mates and tells them about the dildo fun she had whilst watching the tree work.

 

Your mates are with you, hear all of above and insist that if you don't,at least 1 if not all of them will.

 

You will not take the name of the lord in vain...even though he appears to you in a vision on site in the guise of a jumped up little TO waving a TPO for a £2000 job you had just started.

 

T shirt slogan..." Tree fellars are better than one"

Edited January 9, 2009 by Topcat

[Stephen Blair]

thou shall never take advantage of stormy weather at christmas time in a tpo when the council is closed for holidays

Act of god i say

[stoxs]

Thou shalt not spit with your visor down

 

At least you know if your breath smells or not doing that!!!

 

Shreks wee brother= pure genius keep them coming.

[Stephen Blair]

thou shall always refer to the phone in the halway as "back at the office"

thou shall always rest your hand on new lads thigh while not changing gear, awaiting reaction.

thou shall never release climbers death grip to said lads knee until he shouts "please put it in me"

Thy groundy should never return from the shops with bosses fiver, with a redbull for himself and spar cola for me.