Arborists Comandments

[dazlog]

Thy bloody hound must not eat all the cheese scones:sneaky2:

[atree]

thou shall always drive the mog around the town while groundy is trying to take a dump in the chipbox.

Groundy shall never take end off blower stick it in his fly and take leaky leaky behind customers back while i am talking to said gorgious customer trying not to piss myself

 

thou shalt not stop laughing at that!!

[David Humphries]

Thou, on discovering thine clients favouritist Beech having Ustulina, should not then proceed to suck the very life force betwixt thine lips, and sayeth......................whshshshsh, that's nasty, s'gonna cost you luv

 

 

 

 

 

 

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[David Humphries]

and on a more arsey note..........................................

 

 

thou should never covert to be dained 'Arborist', until thou and thous peers duly concur

 

 

 

 

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[Marko]

When smiting ones groundie from above, it should be remembered just how far the words that taketh the Lords name in vain travel.

[Graham]

Thou shalt make money.

 

S*!t....that's where I've been going wrong

[Stephen Blair]

Thou shall never talk the words of soccery football crap in the visinity of a woodcuter

[Jason James Gairn]

thou shalt not fill saw in middle of lawn

thou shalt not use loppers on high tensile wire

thou shalt not trip up and put spikes through brand new nitrak boots

thou shalt not run over jerry can with mog on monoblock driveway

thou shalt not get caught having a slash by customer behind garage

thou shalt never try and shake hands with the customer who is a philidamite(so so wrong)

thou shalt never chip climbing bag and 026

 

I think working with you sounds fun. Made me laugh, the shaking hands thing. he he he.

[Bundle 2]

Thou shall never talk the words of soccery football crap in the visinity of a woodcuter

 

 

 

[Big dog]

Thine customer is NEVER correct on matters of arboriculture, but to confuse their mind to convince them they had the correct answer/solution is acceptable and may reap great reward!

Thou shalt not swear from the top of a tree at the top of your voice no matter how much its the trees fault.