50 Shades of Grey - Burberry Edition

[WorcsWuss]

Good one Felix. Made me chuckle.

 

Worcs you must just have a really crap imagination.....

 

I have a great imagination, but I prefer to put it to use swashbuckling stuff or mooching round the middle east..... I find reading sex scenes just a bit weird.... I do the nasty stuff with the wife, and we have 3 kids already, so the last thing we need in this house is any more stimulation, god help us....

[geoff]

Stop it, you'll go blind.

 

Trust you mate,thats one of the great things about you,i'm too clean minded to spot the smutt potential in some things,but relly on you to point things out for a laf.

[Rich2484]

Well I've nearly finished the first book. Looking forward to reading the second. It's taken over a bit and I've not been on here as much as I usually am.....

[Tony Croft aka hamadryad]

I would say this would be the last book on earth I would pick up!

 

what a waste of reading time!

[John Shutler]

 

what a waste of reading time!

 

for you maybe, but for some people i imagine it allows a bit of an escape from there everyday lives

[skyhuck]

for you maybe, but for some people i imagine it allows a bit of an escape from there everyday lives

 

Exactly, each to their own .

[Rich2484]

I've finished the first book and started the second. It would seem that men are actually reading these books more than women. I've talked to a lot of friends and they have started reading it aswell.

 

For me I don't see it as "porn" or "filth" it's a good read and that is what I enjoy. A waste of time to some yes. But I've read from an early age and I was way ahead of my reading age at school. The first long book I read was bravo two zero. Something like a thousand pages, took me two weeks from start to finish reading at bedtime.

 

Other books took me a lot less time, it has taken a long time to find a book I get stuck into lately and this one has gripped me.

 

The whole it's disgusting bit I don't see, the book is very cleaver in wording the naughty parts as it leaves the reader to imagine what is going on. It's graphic there's no denying that but it's down to the reader to define how graphic they want it to be. You can imagine very part in great detail or not.

 

Oh well I agree with each to there own, and I'm sorry but films don't do it for me either, porn films are faked and I have to laugh if I watch one.

[felixthelogchopper]

Trust you mate,thats one of the great things about you,i'm too clean minded to spot the smutt potential in some things,but relly on you to point things out for a laf.

 

[Tommy_B]

[delabodge]

Don't know if anyone else's other halves or the ladies on here [or heaven forbid the blokes!] have got into this '50 Shades of Grey' thing [my wife has, I have no idea what it is but I gather it's a naughty book..?] but a friend posted this on Facebook...

 

It made me laugh so I thought I'd share it here.....

 

mate just made me spit my tea out,,,well funny,,,,,lol:thumbup1: