Zombie Plan....

[timberbear]

Twelve axes, sixteen knives, five chainsaws, a nail gun, two big dogs, one FX 2000 mutishot, one Franchini over under and a semi automatic complete with 200 Alfa max cartridges, I'm ready bring them on!

[Rich2484]

Well I can point a few flaws out in these plans.

1. Chainsaws need fuel?

2. Stick a chainsaw in a zombie and you get splash back of blood, turning you into a chainsaw wielding zombie??!?

2. Guns need ammo.

3. You will need to come down from said tree to eat as you WILL run out!

 

My plan is to stay indoors wait for army, then nick an assault rifle as there will be plenty of ammo from dropped soldiers.......

[scottyd]

lol climb fruit trees ,, or a salix as it will help with the general headache

[Amelanchier]

There was a quality scene in a zombie film where they stick a saw through the side of a bus for maximum zombie chopping action. Can't remember it's name though?

 

That would be the 2004 remake of Dawn of the Dead. That scene incidentally identifies the key pitfalls of untrained operators and a failure to engage the chainbrake...

 

[ame=http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a_FFTZ7_D4M]Dawn of the Dead Chainsaw - YouTube[/ame]

[fergusonforestry]

never did like the re-make

[fergusonforestry]

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[silky fox]

Nice!...Filled with supplies this vehicle would be on my Zombie list.

[Stephen Blair]

I have never heard of this before, I now feel 27% less bonkers now lol

[silky fox]

But you must have some sort of Zombie plan Stephen?...everyone has one,what,s yours?

[Stephen Blair]

Never even thought about it and haven't since I posted the above!!

It doesn't even register in my nonsensometer, not even a flickr!!!!