Zombie Plan....

[Stephen Blair]

Good idea on the easy lift!

I would think the brush cutter head with that triangular thing for weeds would be good, the zombies rip very easy.

Pole saw really should be just an added extra though.

Lure them into a skate park covered in Vaseline, with a huge chipper at the bottom with a walking floor to take them into the hopper.

[windfall]

Quality, now your thinking survival not lunch.

[silky fox]

Whilst Brainstorming my Zombie plan in the garden shed i accidently created a time machine...so while you lot are chasing Zombies with a pushing chain,i,ll be somewhere in the future terra forming woodland and becoming the first Arborist in Space

[Stephen Blair]

The only guy left on the planet with loads of woman and you are whittling branches:lol:

[Dan Curtis]

When I was 11 or 12, my plan for any kind of apocalyptic event was to get in the combine with a shotgun, it would've been grand to harvest zombies/dinosaurs/anything else a young boy thinks may attack

[normandylumberjack]

Might need a easy lift harness as well, holding a pole saw flat plays hell with the lower back! Would a hedge cutter head make less splash back??

 

You make an interesting point!

Today, with the assistance of two hoodies I found at the local poundland, doing a bit of glue sniffing, I conducted an experiment to test your theories.

 

The pole saw worked well, but yes there was some splash back.

The hedge cutter however was brutal, but ineffective. This resulted in the need for dispatch with the back-up ms660, not ideal.

 

They are loaded into the landrover now, off to the tip and home for tea.

 

will try some more experiments at the local town hall tommorrow to test use in confined spaces.

[Mortimer Firewood]

You make an interesting point!

Today, with the assistance of two hoodies I found at the local poundland, doing a bit of glue sniffing, I conducted an experiment to test your theories.

 

The pole saw worked well, but yes there was some splash back.

The hedge cutter however was brutal, but ineffective. This resulted in the need for dispatch with the back-up ms660, not ideal.

 

They are loaded into the landrover now, off to the tip and home for tea.

 

will try some more experiments at the local town hall tommorrow to test use in confined spaces.

 

Might join you with a 201 on the confined space test

[Gray git]

Sometimes i hope that no police look on here, might take a little explaining if some poor sole is found mashed up in arborist v zombie style!!

[Gray git]

Good luck with getting the 201 started in time:001_tt2:

[normandylumberjack]

Sometimes i hope that no police look on here, might take a little explaining if some poor sole is found mashed up in arborist v zombie style!!

 

I would imagine a small fine may be payable, or a short suspended sentance for such a thing!