Practical Jokes

[sanny]

not tried this but putting a 9v battery in u-bend of a toilet is ment to give u shocking surprise

[skyhuck]

Take the chain of the 880, hide behind a tree with the saw ticking over, as the victim approaches jump out, rev saw and thrust bar into their guts!

 

Don't do this to someone with a week heart!

[sanny]

one for after a nite out in the town at a party someone always falls asleep put toothpaste on there eye lids it goes rock hard when they wake up the cant see a thing

 

or if you want to be real nasty and your sure your not going to get a smack in the puss stick rizla papers to there eye brows and set them alight you'l never see eye brows vanish so quick in your life

Edited November 28, 2008 by sanny

[garth mc garth]

Take the chain of the 880, hide behind a tree with the saw ticking over, as the victim approaches jump out, rev saw and thrust bar into their guts!

 

Don't do this to someone with a week heart!

 

or someone suffering from the sh*ts

[Jonesie]

Exploding toilet.

 

1. Flush a cork tied to fishing line down the toilet till it reaches the nearest drain (only 4 metres for us).

 

2. Attach fuel pipe to fishing line and pull from toilet to drain.

 

3. Fix balloon to fuel line and hide just round the u bend.

 

4. Listen carefully by door and at the moment of impact signal your mate to inflate the balloon quickly via a compressor, resulting in sending what has just been deposited straight back to where it came from.

 

5. Leave the building quick and don't return for 24 hours.

 

Sorry granddad god rest your soul.

[Jason James Gairn]

Take the chain of the 880, hide behind a tree with the saw ticking over, as the victim approaches jump out, rev saw and thrust bar into their guts!

 

Don't do this to someone with a week heart!

 

or quick fists

[penfold]

or someone suffering from the sh*ts

 

i would have thought the shits would be the effect:scared1:

[Jason James Gairn]

I've had the pleasure of working in a company that had no probs with "Non-PC" behaviour:

 

Strapping your work mate to an office chair, wheeling him over to the phone, strapping the handset in place and then pick someone to ring - the boss was a favourite.

 

Gaffa taping a broom handle thru your coat sleeves and put them in a room with narrow doors with self closers and low handles.

 

Get in their car and unbolt the drivers seat - best done in a large car park.

 

Firey jack fed into their haemorrhoid cream:scared1:

 

and for the extreme amongst you -

 

Stage explosive in the toilet wired to go off when the door is opened.

 

Happy days:closedeyes:

 

Have you had this happen to you?

[David Riding]

Evil one but he deserved it after years of similar severe practicals on all his mates........ Steel your mates phone edit the name of his ex-doris' contact number who he is still obsessed with to your own and send him provocative texts. Arange to meet him (you and ten mates) in manchester and book a hotel and tell him you get turned on by a sailors uniform. After winding him up by the power of text for 3 hours and tormenting him, invite him to room...

I will strugle to laugh as hard ever again.

 

Do no feel sorry for the man in question, when I was 20, after i had got it on with a new lady and fallen asleep, he kidnapped 2 sheep from a nearbye field and put them in bed with us, there was green turd every where.

[Gaynor]

ive always been a miserable sod when it comes to 'practical' jokes... my initial reaction tends to be punching the joker in the face... and then no-one laughs.

 

is it a wonder i mostly work on my own

Is it wrong that this one made me laugh more than any other!!!?