Mans best friend

[Jason James Gairn]

My dog eats a huge bowl sof fresh minced beef, and guess what neither him or I feel a bit guilty...

 

That news will surprise no-one.

[Mr Ed]

My dog eats a huge bowl sof fresh minced beef, and guess what neither him or I feel a bit guilty...

 

The dog not feeling guilty comes naturally. Dogs dont do guilt. Does this then mean you have the personality of a dog?

[THE88MAN]

That news will surprise no-one.

dogs may eat **** but are incapable of talking it at least

[Jason James Gairn]

dogs may eat **** but are incapable of talking it at least

 

Indeed. Good point.

[Tom D]

Great story in the local rag recently, man broke into house only to be confronted by 23 stone bull mastif, aparently he left without taking anything.

[Jason James Gairn]

Great story in the local rag recently, man broke into house only to be confronted by 23 stone bull mastif, aparently he left without taking anything.

 

Not even a picture?

[treequip]

Dogs are not patriotic, their doo ( I cant use the word I want to because the use of that selection of letters is considered more offensive than the substance it describes) contains a bacteria that causes 75% of diarrhea cases. Which in turn keeps British workers away from work. Thus damaging the national economy. They are carnivorous pack animals. Never to be trusted. We spend more on dogs than we do on African famine. They smell horrible. Their saliva, which they are kind enough to share with kids, contains doggy doo, cos hey they eat it. They can't be taken thank god onto many beaches, you will have to fund this hobby and employ dog sitters. They do not have the capacity for love, they have well adapted survival instincts (cupboard love) People (and this is the worst thing of all) actually think that their dog is more important than my children. Can I eat doo and lick your face? You'd kick my teeth if I did that to you and you'd kill me if I did it to your kids. so why is it cute when these abhorrent creatures do it?

Don't get a dog!

I robot the book/movie is actually about the enemy within...dogs. And so many are fooled.

I really shouldn't sit on the fence so much.

 

How much gets spent on booze and how many work days are lost through hangovers or booze related illness. I am not going to claim any figures but I bet you that’s a lot more than we send to Africa. Out of interest where did you see the 75% figure?

Oh and the enemy in “I Robot” was a computer that had achieved HUMAN sentience.

Andy

[Leyburn Lad]

The wife was totally against dogs when we first met even though I had my first Boxer dog, he passed on so I prerswaded her to look at some new pups.

 

This boy is now her baby, the git gets more attention than me.

 

Dogs trained and treat properly are an asset to the family home this guy will be sorely missed when he goes (just turned 14)

[Lee Winger]

Great story in the local rag recently, man broke into house only to be confronted by 23 stone bull mastif, aparently he left without taking anything.

 

 

I have a Bullmastif they get big , but not that big..

[THE88MAN]

I have a Bullmastif they get big , but not that big..

perhaps it cleaned alot of caves!!