Does your wife cook your tea?

[David Goss]

My wife is Italian and loves food and cooking so i usually get my dinner made for me every night and she also knocks up a cracking sandwich or 2 for lunch

We dont normally eat till about 9pm which is Italian dinner time but hey i aint complaining cos its always fantastic:biggrin:

She does travel a lot for work sometimes so i have to do the cooking when she is away, but i have picked up some good cooking tips:thumbup1:

Breakfast in bed would never happen though cos i am usually awake before she is and she is NOT a good morning person

[hippytyre]

Mine is Chinese but I can't stand Chinese food....

[spudulike]

I load the dishwasher but if the wife asks me to empty it I say I had better get an engineer out as I purchased a self unloading one .......... the misses usually unloads it while I am at work:thumbup:

[David Goss]

Mine is Chinese but I can't stand Chinese food....

 

Thats well unfortunate mate:thumbdown:

[jaime bray]

Been with gf for 15 years, ran business for 14 years, she made me pack lunch once, was sooo nice. but she soon stopped that when she knew I likey...

 

I had a full english once, never again thank god. shes been a house wife for 8years, and unless the kids eat at home and dont go to mcdonalds or bk, i get fed, what they are eating. If you saw the size of me you'd say im a liar, I got a right gunt on me. I blame that greg bloke.

 

"Get your self some dinner on the way home tonight, im going out and the kids went mcdonalds," proper gets my back up. Its a bit like when a man asks, "do you have your period love"

 

I reckon she only does it so we argue and she can go make lurve to the local doorman, at the end of the night. Lorry, who was it who had thrush cream, i may need it tomorrow morning, pmsl.

[pgkevet]

Terry Thomas in 'how to murder your wife' should be every man's role model.

 

I speak as a founder member of the modern male chauvinist pig society and draw yur attention to an old but very relevant 'Wednesday Play' from the 60's where the husband kills his wife because she served tinned peas instead of fresh ones - justifiable homicide indeed.

 

With my wife it's a bit more of a lottery. If the dogs run away from my plate screaming then it's likely going to be a dodgy dinner day.....

[Tommy_B]

Shes still not home. I'm really hungry now.

[felixthelogchopper]

Pgkevet, did you ever see the 'Tales of the Unexpected' episode where a wife kills her police officer husband with a frozen leg of lamb then cooks it and serves it to his colleagues who arrive to investigate his murder?

[Crazy Cutter]

At least i don't clean the toilet and i make sure we have vindaloo every night.

[harvey b davison]

Me and my wife share the cooking. I always make my own pack lunch. I am always up first so i always take her a cup of tea up in a morning. I love making sunday dinners, with fresh veg from the allotment. Dumplings and ash is another favourite of mine. I normally cook the xmas dinner as well. I do the odd bit of ironing as well.