Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Graham]

Have you been out with a girl that has a bush like Terry Waites allotment:001_smile:

[JamesA]

She's got a face like a welders bench.

Mad as a box of squirrels.

Bangs like a belt fed bazooka.

That sounded like a shart.

I would rather shove a fist full of angry wasps up my arse.

[Shane]

When the new kid on the crew is trying to show off by carring logs which should be cut into 3 or 4 sections, or the young climber is hanging out of the tree saying how hardcore the climbing is.....

'A man proves he's a man when he stops having to prove he's a man' - so just get on with it!

[Shane]

And the old chestnut from Winston Churchill.

He had consumed too much alcohol and was upsetting a lady at a function.

Upset lady..'Mr Churchill, YOu are drunk'!

Winston C...'Madam, I may be drunk, but you are ugly, in the morning I shall wake up sober, what about you?'

[Tommy_B]

'A man proves he's a man when he stops having to prove he's a man' - so just get on with it!

 

I like that one!!

[Pat Ferrett]

Dont judge a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes

 

One boys a boy .. two boys is half a boy...three boys is no boy at all

 

Self praise is no recommendation

 

A bird in the hand is worth two in the bush

 

Never look a gift horse in the mouth

[western]

One of my favourite sayings is : that guy is about as much use as a hand brake on a canoe

[greengrafter]

"My hands are rough as a badgers arse."

 

not that I've ever touched one.

[PBee]

harder than chinese algebra

[josharb87]

"My hands are rough as a badgers arse."

 

not that I've ever touched one.

 

Haha, me and a mate on a contract lob was living with this northern bird, we caught her sunbathing one day, his comment was. 'a badgers arse and 2 fried eggs'