Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Ben]

15. Do you climb right to the top?

 

16. Have you ever fallen out of a tree before?

[Tree cutter Stu]

17.I bet you like rock climbing ??

 

18.Have u ever cut your self ??

 

19.where do u tip off at the council tip??

 

20.Do i need to move my car?? (when its under the tree your working on)

 

21.Did you go to college to learn about trees

 

22.How often do you need to sharpen your chainsaws

 

23.Do you need any electricity

[Mike Hill]

Whats that for? "points at harness"

 

"Oh,should I have moved them?" Regarding her porcelin thimble collection lining shelves down the hallway on a through the house extraction.

[Ben]

Theses ones really made me laugh.

 

18.Have u ever cut your self ??

 

21.Did you go to college to learn about trees

 

23.Do you need any electricity

 

I love the lasts one, the times I've been asked do i need to plug my chainsaw/Hedge cutter in.

[Tree cutter Stu]

ficus this was the best

 

8. My son wont sleep in the back bedroom on windy nights, he thinks the trees waving at him

 

24.The tree officer doesnt know what he is talking about.

[Ben]

24.The tree officer doesnt know what he is talking about.

 

I know one or two out there are clueless, but not all Tree Officers are Numpties Tree yid.

[Tree cutter Stu]

no ficus i havent got a problem with any tree officer the customers always make out they no best and not us or the tree officer.

[Ben]

no ficus i havent got a problem with any tree officer the customers always make out they no best and not us or the tree officer.

 

Thanks for pointing that out.

[Ben]

25. Do you think i could have it a foot lower? (after you have already trimmed 20ft of Conifer hedge)

[MattyF]

25. Do you think i could have it a foot lower? (after you have already trimmed 20ft of Conifer hedge)

 

thats the quote that makes me wanna kill!