Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Mike Hill]

"Going up and down like a two-stroke Budgie"

[RPA]

Visa versa depends upon where you’re at

 

[PeteB]

Girlfriend is like a moped.

 

Great fun to ride

 

- but you wouldn't like your mates to see you on it!

[Topcat]

when boss tries to bollock you

 

Who are you Me dad.

 

When customer asks,do you send a bill.

 

Does Tesco ?

 

Reply from a good salesman.

To tell you the truth

 

Arborist talking to customer.

You can't improve on nature

 

Same arborist talking to wife of 20 years.

put more makeup on

[Topcat]

bset of all. when my nine year old son saw his pony having a piggy back on his sisters.

 

Dad, Dad he's upper again

[bob]

if words were yards he would have done a marathon

[PeteB]

"Do you know the arse is hanging out your trousers"?

 

"You hum it, I'll come in on the chorus"!

[arbogrunt]

if its sympathy your looking for, you'll find it in the dictionary between '****' and ' syphallis'.

 

BOBFOC - body off baywatch, face off crimewatch

 

'thats not a crown reduction, its a clown reduction'

 

'pruned it....you've ruined it!'

 

'is it true driving copper into a tree kills it?'........'only if its the size a shape of a large axe'

[Bradstock]

"she was wet as an otter's pocket"

 

"does the pope sh*t in the woods?"

 

"get up them stairs" followed by a slap on lucky lady's arse

[Bodean]

AS Serious as a fart in church.