Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Tommy_B]

Have a laugh at this before it gets deleted!!

 

Ha ha!! Awesome work!!!

[Tommy_B]

On spotting a dodgy haircut

 

"Hair like that only grows on a c**t"

 

I can remember asking my Duty Warden at college "How do you get dandruff off a c**t?" then calmly walking over and brushing his shoulder. It went down about as well as you can imagine....

[Will Hinchliffe]

Aright shag

 

You cant polish a turd ........ but you can role it in glitter.

 

Misery's the river of the world

[Tommy_B]

Face like she should be tied up in a stable

 

or

 

Face like that she ought to be living under a bridge.

[ArbJoe]

'In the quiet words of virgin mary - come again?'

[Jason James Gairn]

I do beleive this is a famous Yorkshire saying....

"All the world's queer save thee and me, and even thees a little queer".

Traditionl too I bet seeing as it's been seen on tea towels and rolling pins.

[Mr Ed]

I do beleive this is a famous Yorkshire saying....

"All the world's queer save thee and me, and even thees a little queer".

Traditionl too I bet seeing as it's been seen on tea towels and rolling pins.

Its an old charter or tradition or something...

[PeteB]

You're never alone with schizophrenia.

[Jamie]

I used to sport some dodgy goatee type thing (did it for a past girlfriend, young fooolish foolish love)

 

brother in law said at a family christmas dinner with my dads family 'i have hair like that, just not on my head'

 

Jamie

[raafbeard]

I lol'd when a co-worker cheerily piped up that the Boss would be "happy as a p**f with 2 a-holes" because we had just done an extra £500 ...