Favourite saying or one liner’s.

[Andrew.Cullen]

You dont have to be big to be busy

[Blakes 7]

More Bow than Wow.

[HuskyDaz]

"It'll be right"

"sweet baby jesus"

"heads up"

"Can't see it from my house"

"That's what she said"

[TheTreeWiseMen]

'It wasn't me.....'

'Don't know what you're talking about officer'

'Stroll on....'

'I swear to tell the truth, the half truth and nothing like the truth'

'I haven't had a c*nt all night Drinkstable'

[TreeSpyder]

Kind of a 1 liner; perhaps more of a mantra of 4 simple words:

 

"and giving without measure"

 

From the mystifying melodies and haunting lyrics of Graeme Charles Edge ~The Moody Blues from "On the Threshhold of a Dream".

[HuskyDaz]

"when the bow breaks"

"it's not always this glamorous"

"just tie my flask on, dickhead"

[bob]

there are old climbers

there are bold climbers

there are no old bold climbers

[Pete in Tasmania]

"I'm as dry as a dead dingo's donger" is one of my favourites.

 

Another which I heard recently which really appealed was along the lines of:

"No use farting sparks over that.........." meaning no use getting excited over that

[Pete in Tasmania]

And the other one which was reputed to be what someone intending to rob a bank said to the teller:

"Hands up Mother sticker, this is a f*** up!"

 

We had an ABC (our National Broadcaster) radio newsreader years ago who read in an item that:

"Today in Sydney a lady was bitten on the funnel by a finger web spider" --one of my all time favourites!

[A_lopa]

"Sparks coming out your ass"

 

"Wind would blow a dog off its chain"

 

"Couldnt lie straight in bed"

 

"Head-on-it like a busted arsehole"

 

"Face like a burnt out thong"