You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[the hedge man]

When the wife starts spitting out bits of Leylandi

 

haha fantastic!

[professionalmonkey]

You have lichen growing behind your ear

 

when you can harvest a meals worth of honey fungus from between your toes

 

when you are woken mid-sleep by a loud scratching noise and a tickling sensation in your ear and upon emergency head tilting,an earwig pops out.....

[treequip]

You have lichen growing behind your ear

 

when you can harvest a meals worth of honey fungus from between your toes

 

when you are woken mid-sleep by a loud scratching noise and a tickling sensation in your ear and upon emergency head tilting,an earwig pops out.....

 

You need to bathe a little more:laugh1:

[elicokiz]

- The only time your rope gets stuck is 5 minutes before the weekend starts.

- you wet yourself laughing watching newbies practicing ariel rescue

- youve told your learners nth times not to wrap the rope around their hands whist lowering, only to see them quickly vanish into the canopy.

-you put yourself in a&e and tell everybody its just a scrach:thumbup:

- you prod squirrels

[Gareth jones]

When you've had ear defenders knocked off spear cutting poplars

 

You know what wet gloves on the dash with the heater on smells like

 

You've had a patch of tree sap on the back of your head from carrying logs. Plus bald patch from cutting it out

[StephF]

You do a mental assesment of health and safety on trees you are driving past, and remember your routes by the 'Ash with a large Inonotus hispidus bracket', the Oak with massive 'hanger' in crown, the Beech that looks like it's on the way out, (nice bit of firewood!), that cherry that someone has massacred!...(who did that..)

[silky fox]

You keep a spare retrieval ball with your house keys...

[Dan Earp]

When laying in the bath and cant tell between water and chip, then having to have a shower once the plug hole has been dug out

[Mike Dempsey]

when you blow your nose and out pops a couple of small chips of sycamore!

[professionalmonkey]

You need to bathe a little more:laugh1:

Bathing more than once a year is a waste of both time and water!