You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[rorymoon]

When the high point of lord of the rings is talking about what type of tree each of the ents is with your mate and saying what work they each need.

 

When you get said mate to pause his computer game so you can figure out what the tree is in the back ground.

 

When your mate takes the p*** that you'l try chatting a girl up with tree talk only to confess on a monday that walking a girl home at the weekend he stopped under a tree to saying he would love to climb it commenting on it's anchor points.

 

When all spare clothes and odd socks become saw cleaning rags.

[orang utah]

"sorry babe i just havnt got the energy" when your missus hears this more than three times a week:biggrin:

[Frank]

When the high point of lord of the rings is talking about what type of tree each of the ents is with your mate and saying what work they each need.

 

When you get said mate to pause his computer game so you can figure out what the tree is in the back ground.

 

When your mate takes the p*** that you'l try chatting a girl up with tree talk only to confess on a monday that walking a girl home at the weekend he stopped under a tree to saying he would love to climb it commenting on it's anchor points.

 

When all spare clothes and odd socks become saw cleaning rags.

 

Have you ever kissed a girl? Haha too far mate. Too far.

[Big 'Ammer]

Have you ever kissed a girl? Haha too far mate. Too far.

 

:lol:

 

Just nearly spat my drink out!!!

[rorymoon]

Have you ever kissed a girl? Haha too far mate. Too far.

 

I have but reading this thred I'm starting to see why I'm in the middle of getting divorced.

 

I'm sorry to say that my post is evidence of what happens when everyone in the flat is on the same nch/arb course, fanatical arbs just get worse and worse if left uncheacked we have now shut ourselves off from the rest of the world for the good of soceity.

[Frank]

I have but reading this thred I'm starting to see why I'm in the middle of getting divorced.

 

I'm sorry to say that my post is evidence of what happens when everyone in the flat is on the same nch/arb course, fanatical arbs just get worse and worse if left uncheacked we have now shut ourselves off from the rest of the world for the good of soceity.

 

Haha. I can think of worse ways to be.

[rorymoon]

Well we could be normall folks with desk jobs-I cant think of any thing worse.

 

You know your an arb when you'd rather go to work in the rain than be inside all day.

[dandkgroundcare]

you know when you are an arb when you are looking through the stihl catalogue whilst the wife is looking at baby stuff

[zx6rob]

when you take the woman out, shes all tarted up..(it's a cold evening)-she turns the blowers on and gets a face full of woodchip.

 

And when you go through your tool box and find you have no less than 9 combi spanners but have no recollection of buying even one of them..

[redmoosefaction]

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And when you go through your tool box and find you have no less than 9 combi spanners but have no recollection of buying even one of them..[/quote]

 

...and not one of them is a 13!