You know your a Tree Surgeon when...

[TheTreeWiseMen]

...when you can never get your hands totally clean.

[Linda]

you know your a tree surgeon when you get dog pooh all over everything....

 

Always considered that the rookie thing...!

[Big dog]

When the only part of a sun tan you get is burnt arms, neck and face and the rest of your body is a ghostly pale white

[Tom D]

...when you can never get your hands totally clean.

 

So true, after 2 weeks on holiday i could'nt beleive how pink they were.

[Yorkshireman]

.........work doesnt seem like a Job !!

[Gray git]

When the scars on your hands hav scars on them.

when you hav a reputation for falling asleep in the pub, pint in hand.

when your toilet floor constantly has some sawdust or chip on it.

[RPA]

When the wife gives up comlaining about the sawdust and just puts the hoover out ready for when you get back in from work.

 

When you shout w****r when someone starts a chainsaw within hearing distance of your house

 

When you service your saws at night instead of the wife.

[conkers]

When you can time your morning evacuation to the second coz the rest of the day you wil be in the tree.

[Dean Lofthouse]

When you get a builders band line out to cut the privets straight

[Dean Lofthouse]

I once had to use a laser level to reduce the height of a privet hedge for an engineer