New lad funny stories!

[RobRainford]

haha just been looking for the exact same song as i was singing it today:lol:

 

if you ever get a chance to see him live go for it most comical night of my life

 

Do you laugh more if you can relate more to his lyrics? Hehe

[Jamie]

when i worked in a kitchen we sent a guy up to the freezer for a leg of mince and a tub of steam he went and came back saying he couldn't find them. the other time he was sent for some mange tout he came back saying he couldn't find it but would the 'mangy toot' do instead.

 

no tree stories though.

 

jamie

[Stephen Blair]

the dumper and the diesel is awesome Lorry:lol:

[Lorry thompson]

I was laughing my back off when he told me mate

[Big 'Ammer]

Years ago, we were working on a pitch and putt golf course and there were people round all the time, so nowhere to take a leak.

 

The best place was to stand inbetween the wheels of the County.

 

The new lad came back with fish and chips at dinner, just after one of us had been.

 

"Is that tractor losing diesel?"

 

He put the food down on the log we were sat on and goes over, bends down and wipes his finger in the puddle, smells it and says

 

"Its not diesel, it must be antifreeze?"

[Lorry thompson]

That's reminded me big ammer, heard about a lad hung his helmet on the hinge of the back door of the pick up and apparently it was slightly tipped up and the lads had all been taking a slash in the back so it all ran into his lid haha

[APC]

when i worked in a kitchen we sent a guy up to the freezer for a leg of mince and a tub of steam he went and came back saying he couldn't find them. the other time he was sent for some mange tout he came back saying he couldn't find it but would the 'mangy toot' do instead.

 

no tree stories though.

 

jamie

 

 

haha

 

I didn't even bat an eyelid at "leg of mince" until I got to the end and suspected something fishy agwarn.

[Jon Lad]

I was dismantling a tree with another climber and one of the groundsman was this young lad. The customer brought a big tray out for us - tea pot, mugs, milk, sugar etc and gave it to this kid. He stood with it under the tree looking up at us and asked us what we wanted him to do.

 

I told him to just tie it on for us, thinking he'd know I was joking. I could see him looking at the tray and our climbing lines so I suggested putting the tray in the wheel barrow and tying that on as it might be easier.

 

So he brought the wheel barrow over and put the tray in it, and gets the climbing rope and starts feeding it under the barrow. Me and the other climber looked at one another and then he told him to triangulate the rope so it wont spill all over on the way up.

 

He spent about 5 minutes trying to figure out how he was going to do this while us and the other 2 groundies just watched him until one of them told him to give over.

[Mike Hill]

When the Weather turned Cold in Alaska,we used to send a guy down to the Saw Shop Looking for Chainsaw Anti Freeze.

[Hodge]

When i was an apprentice mechanic i was sent to the stores to get some sparks for the grinder.....i went.