This is a first for me off a customer!!

[scott995]

I got this email today!! Anyone else had something like this??

 

I am on the Hunt for a surgeon that is willing to fell three extremely large pine trees in my garden, however I would like them to do it for FREE and using the felling of the tree to sell as logs for their own profit. I have had quotes and just find them terribly expensive with two children, the trees are dangerously close to the house so I must have them gone. I have no use for logs so I am hoping someone can make profit from them. please let me know if this is something you are interested in doing.

[sean]

ha ha ha what a joker!

[dannyT]

wonder if shes on the hunt for a plummber who will install a free boiler because she finds them terribly expensive:thumbdown:

[Tommy_B]

I'd send an e-mail back saying,

 

"I'll do it, There is no guarantee that I won't hit your house, or wipe out your garden and I'll need access through your back garden to get my transit in so I can remove the logs. We normally pop the fence panel out, (and I also can't guarantee that it always goes back in).

 

Oh, and I also can't promise that I won't plough the garden up on the way out.

 

I've had some complaints before but I find them terribly boring so just ignore members of the public for the most part. It works out ok though, as I don't use PPE, so I'm now deaf.

 

 

 

I don't work in the week as I like to sign on, so I prefer to do all my "private" work at the weekends. Less "prying eyes" around if you know what I mean. Please let me know what time on Sunday is best for you, earlier the better, as I like to be in the pub by mid-day.

 

Regards

[Big 'Ammer]

Look no further!

 

Gavin is the man for the job!

 

http://arbtalk.co.uk/forum/general-chat/12311-free-labour.html

[scott995]

Hahaha Tommy B im going to copy, paste and send!

[Tommy_B]

Good man!! That took me ages!! haha!!!

[scott995]

I could tell alot of effort went into it A+ for you

[Tommy_B]

I could tell alot of effort went into it

 

Nah, I just described what I normally do!!

[Tree cutter Stu]

what a bint