New general election petition

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The broadcaster thinks if he fires up his farming fanbase they can shield him from his obligation to contribute his...

 

 

Just in case any Tory voters present this evening haven't got enough to gnash their teeth over. Enjoy!

 

16 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Who’s getting shafted? The farmers? Bollocks to them. Plenty of folks to take over if they want out.

 

Nothing whatsoever stopping them from retraining as baristas or sandwich artists or graphic designers or content creators or getting an OnlyFans like everyone else. 

I have a lot of sympathy for them of course, I appreciate how hard it is trying to scrape a living out of a few hundred acres. But you know what's harder? Trying to scrape a living without a few hundred acres. 

[GarethM]

Oh yes the multi millionaire Stewart Lee and his almost irrelevant comedy that's barely evolved since his MMU student days.

 

He probably knocked one off thinking about Kier as he wrote his "hit" piece about Clarkson.

Edited November 25 by GarethM

[Mick Dempsey]

7 minutes ago, GarethM said:

Have I said that no, so you just want everyone to shut up and be good little boys whilst uncle Rolf & Jimmy have their wicked way ?.

 

So, instead of just poo pooing.

 

What would YOU do, other than grab the KY ?.

Not obsess about anal sex for a start, which seems to be tricky for you.

 

What would I do? For the moment, nothing, a democratically elected government has a mandate for change, much like in the US.

[GarethM]

1 minute ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Not obsess about anal sex for a start, which seems to be tricky for you.

 

What would I do? For the moment, nothing, a democratically elected government has a mandate for change, much like in the US.

So describe the actions of a government that wants to squeeze the blood out of every stone and piece of gravel in a way that doesn't involve said image.

 

Other than you shall have nothing and be happy!.

 

And for the audience did you vote in this last election?

[Doug Tait]

You didn't vote in the yank election but seemingly entitled to have an opinion on that Gareth!

[Mark J]

Starmer is a Tory in a red tie. It's hardly surprising he's continuing to act like one now he's PM. It might as well be another 4 years of corrupt Tory rule the way I see it. 

 

 

[GarethM]

1 minute ago, Doug Tait said:

You didn't vote in the yank election but seemingly entitled to have an opinion on that Gareth!

True, but at the same time I always vote in any election where I can so that gives me the right to complain.

 

That's local and national, if Mick hasn't done either then I'm sorry but like taxes, it's the price of living in a civilised society.

[GarethM]

They described Johnson as a blue watermelon. Blue conservative paint over a green eco mental skin and a red labour inside.

[Mick Dempsey]

Irony meter overload!

[GarethM]

3 minutes ago, Mick Dempsey said:

Irony meter overload!

And what you trying to prove, I actually said advocate for change!.

 

Ergo, signed the petition.

 

Still not saying if you voted are you!.

Edited November 25 by GarethM